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Ocean11
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Real estate question

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We're looking at land and houses to buy, and our estate agent is this really hot, young-looking 40 year old woman. She's always perfectly dressed and made-up, and very professional. But that's by-the-by. She has found us a couple of good bets and we're really thinking seriously about buying. She's met our requirements for sea views, a bit of space around the house, and a reasonable price.

So the question I have is, when we're ready to close the deal, what sexual favours should I demand? I don't want to appear naiive by just accepting one BJ when I could reasonably have required a week's worth of anal sex. Does anybody else have any experience of getting the right sweetener for real estate deals?
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Post by mistasparkle* »

Ocean.... you sound like a man with a bad case of the itch....

how many years have you been married now? :wink:

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Post by Ocean11 »

Yes, I do have the itch pretty bad. But then most men of house-buying age do as you will find out yourself, which is why I have to make the most of this opportunity.

At 40, this lady can be expected to be a pretty canny operator so I want to be sure of getting the best deal. (She looks great when she's showing you round a house in the summer with the sweat trickling down her neck...)

My estate agent friend Eizo is also looking for properties for us, but I don't want to shag him, so I think we'll go with Ehime Estate.
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Post by Roger Ramjet »

Well ocean I think if you are going to take it up the gary glitter from your hottie real estate agent (with a strap-on I asume) for a whole week you should get a pretty good price. Whats your usual going rate, ichi-man? :shock:
I think she will be expecting you to give yourself a back, crack and sack wax before getting in the saddle though.
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Post by satori »

I was the same when moving to Kansai. It was great, mid30ish milf was helping out me and my girl. Always had on a sexy ass skirt and nice stockings or boots on. Damn, something kept hittin the table and it wasnt my hand :wink:

Besides dropping the shikkin and rent for me we, I got my girl in on it, had a few threesomes. Geeze it was so good... sexontheplatter!

Doh, it was just another dream... :uhh:

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