Hey J3rk

R3C · Post by **R3C** » Fri May 28, 2004 11:07 pm

Only a matter of time now!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA 6 pages of justice!

spidermonkey · Post by **spidermonkey** » Sat May 29, 2004 12:14 am

6. Yes.

Beeeph · Post by **Beeeph** » Sat May 29, 2004 2:48 am

hello. I don't really have anything to say, I just want to be a part of this thread.

Post by **enderzero** » Sat May 29, 2004 10:06 am

I got something to say...

Beeeph likes bitch beer.

Beeeph · Post by **Beeeph** » Sat May 29, 2004 11:02 am

whatever whino

R3C · Post by **R3C** » Sat May 29, 2004 3:12 pm

All beer is bitch beer!!!

<---- Bitch

Beeeph · Post by **Beeeph** » Sat May 29, 2004 3:27 pm

Then call me king bitch!!!

<--- King Bitch

N3ur0n0saurusl2exs0r!!! · Sat May 29, 2004 6:12 pm

That kicks ass... I need a an alias for my alias...or maybe what I am really talking about is just having another alias...

anyway...I think it's time to take the drunken typing test...as a fucking drunk no fucking less!!! hehe!!!

Ok you *censored* *censored* damnable *censored*!!!!! take this *censored* typing test and beat the l)runken l2icks0r!!!!!!

www.typingtest.com

Gross speed: 79wpm
Errors: 2
Net Speed: 77wpm
Accuracy: 97%

and that's for a friggin drunk....If I was hopped up on caffiene I would be in the 80s for sure!!!! hehe!!!!

Oh, I should mention that was the first and only attempt at that Alliances and something or other test...yeah...I'm that good!

spidermonkey · Post by **spidermonkey** » Sat May 29, 2004 7:21 pm

I'm not quite drunk enough for a typing test to sound fun.

R3C · Post by **R3C** » Tue Jun 01, 2004 9:57 am

I don't think I could get drunk enough for that to sound fun.

Bill Drayton Jr. · Post by **Bill Drayton Jr.** » Wed Jun 02, 2004 2:15 pm

after I had drank a lot of tea and my score improved quite a bit to 87wpm with 97% accuracy....I was doing quite well until I realized, "Wow, I haven't made a single mistake yet!", and then I made a couple errors...oh well... I have improved since high school! That was the last time that I took a typing speed test...

R3C · Post by **R3C** » Wed Jun 02, 2004 2:34 pm

High School phhooooeeyyy! That's the last time I will have ever taken one. Typing speed tests phooey!

McNevin · Post by **McNevin** » Thu Jun 03, 2004 1:28 pm

That typing test ruined the flow of the mega thread.

We need a subject change stat!

Beeeph · Post by **Beeeph** » Thu Jun 03, 2004 1:59 pm

I was bangin this chick this other night, and in the midst of the maddness, this chick says to me "slow down"

and I said "shut up"

and just as she started to say "what"...

I donkey punched her.

The nerve of this chick...

Bill Drayton Jr. · Post by **Bill Drayton Jr.** » Thu Jun 03, 2004 3:13 pm

I could insert some DASI or RDD?

Or how about thinking up of some other abbr. for that?

Like:

TIMMIE: Total Inebriation Manifesting as a Moniker of an Intoxicated Evangelist!

IS: Intoxicated Supremacy

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STUPID: Stupefication Through Unlimited Portions of Illegal Drugs

DRUNK: Drunk and Ranting Up of Newtonian Kinematics

Bill Drayton Jr. · Post by **Bill Drayton Jr.** » Thu Jun 03, 2004 3:21 pm

Have you ever bothered to look up the word "intoxicate?"

inÂ·toxÂ·iÂ·cate ( P ) Pronunciation Key (n-tks-kt)
v. inÂ·toxÂ·iÂ·catÂ·ed, inÂ·toxÂ·iÂ·catÂ·ing, inÂ·toxÂ·iÂ·cates
v. tr.

1. To stupefy or excite by the action of a chemical substance such as alcohol.
2. To stimulate or excite: â€œa man whom life intoxicates, who has no need of wineâ€ (AnaÃ¯s Nin).
3. To poison.

R3C · Post by **R3C** » Thu Jun 03, 2004 4:06 pm

Pretty much what one would expect from the root toxin/toxic. That second one though is like one of those people who are "high on life"

I'm a man who needs no wine, but I sure as frig enjoy drinking me a bottle of Cabernet or Pinot once in a while. MMMMMMMMMMMMM

Bill Drayton Jr. · Post by **Bill Drayton Jr.** » Thu Jun 03, 2004 6:59 pm

even though I already know the meaning of the word it usually improves my understanding of it by giving me more information so that I can be more concise....

well...actually I'll fess(short for confess) up! I'm dumb! I don't really know common words...and even after I learn them I just forget them later anyway...but maybe one day I will be smart...that is the dream!

Anyway, look at this other common word I just learned:

joke ( P ) Pronunciation Key (jk)
n.

1. Something said or done to evoke laughter or amusement, especially an amusing story with a punch line.
2. A mischievous trick; a prank.
3. An amusing or ludicrous incident or situation.
4. Informal.
1. Something not to be taken seriously; a triviality: The accident was no joke.
2. An object of amusement or laughter; a laughingstock: His loud tie was the joke of the office.

v. joked, jokÂ·ing, jokes
v. intr.

1. To tell or play jokes; jest.
2. To speak in fun; be facetious.

v. tr.

To make fun of; tease.

Bill Drayton Jr. · Post by **Bill Drayton Jr.** » Thu Jun 03, 2004 7:23 pm

Like, this word I honestly didn't know! can you beleive me? How could I be so dumb! You would think I would post things to make my ego tumulate but instead I admit to being less knowledgable...

tumulate

\Tu"mu*late\, v. i. To swell. [Obs.] --Wilkins.

Source: Webster's Revised Unabridged Dictionary, Â© 1996, 1998 MICRA, Inc.

tumulate

\Tu"mu*late\, v. t. [L. tumulatus, p. p. of tumulare to tumulate. See Tumulus.] To cover, as a corpse, with a mound or tomb; to bury. [Obs.]

spidermonkey · Post by **spidermonkey** » Fri Jun 04, 2004 10:12 pm

That tumulation was no joke!

N3ur0n0saurusl2exs0r!!! · Sat Jun 05, 2004 4:32 am

feels as if it has tumulated somewhat...

McNevin · Post by **McNevin** » Sat Jun 05, 2004 8:11 pm

Behold

R3C · Post by **R3C** » Mon Jun 07, 2004 4:39 pm

VERY NICE!!!! A USB Swiss Army knife!!!! I want one!

McNevin · Post by **McNevin** » Mon Jun 07, 2004 4:50 pm

Well ive wanted a usb keychain for awhile, but now i want one of these bad boys.

McNevin · Post by **McNevin** » Mon Jun 07, 2004 5:04 pm

Three moviegoers were caught recording the recently released disaster flick "The Day After Tomorrow" with handheld video cameras in U.S. and Canadian theaters, the Motion Picture Association of America said Thursday. Two of the purported camcorder pirates were arrested in theaters in Los Angeles and Canada over the weekend trying to record the 20th Century Fox movie on digital video recorders for resale, and a third fled a Los Angeles theater when he was approached by theater personnel, the MPAA said.

The practice known as "camcording" -- a misdemeanor crime in California -- allows video pirates to steal relatively high quality copies of films within hours or days of their release. The copies then show up as pirated optical discs sold at street markets around the world long before the films are released on DVD.

More than 52 million illegal discs were seized around the world in 2003, according to the MPAA, the leading U.S. film studio trade group. MPAA director John Malcolm said the industry has vowed to vigorously prosecute video pirates, and has encouraged theater owners to use metal detectors and night-vision goggles to secure screenings

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"camcording" yeah thats what they call it all right.

Hey leet pirate, can i get a copy of that camcording? Can you make sure its distributed to me on "optical disk?" Thanks!

R3C · Post by **R3C** » Mon Jun 07, 2004 5:20 pm

Yeah, don't forget... I want it in "optical disc format" which will then be read by what we call a "laser"

R3C · Post by **R3C** » Mon Jun 07, 2004 5:21 pm

Unless it was a time before lasers!!

McNevin · Post by **McNevin** » Mon Jun 07, 2004 5:29 pm

We're both green, aren't we, Zorak? But I got rays, don't I!? Don't I? Don't I?

R3C · Post by **R3C** » Mon Jun 07, 2004 8:30 pm

Nice, Bush!

spidermonkey · Post by **spidermonkey** » Tue Jun 08, 2004 12:33 am

But his pants are lasers!!! If he takes them off, he'll be defenseless!

teh Forum

teh Forum

Hey J3rk

hehe!

I tried it again...

Well then...

Hehe...

I look up words like that all the time...

How about uncommon words!

my tummy...