I've seen it!!!!

[N3ur0n0saurusl2exs0r!!!]

The Vietnamese HAW flake fairy!!! It only comes out at night though...when it's raining looking for ants. Black ants are prefered. But I saw it and it's power was astonishing! It displayed it's power to me and I saw it shear a tree in two using only the will of HAW. Of course it was thirsty so I let it come in and have a drink of some Georgia Peach sparkling water with juice but then it was off again however much more mischievious like Glak Elves would be if they were Vietnamese and Fairy like at night in the rain near ants. It was trying to cause an accident. I thought it would probably be funny if I shot it with my air rifle but it was moving too fast. Then convinced that I should soak some HAW flakes in hot sauce I did. And then the gazelles came but it was raining and they didn't look too happy to see the hot sauced HAW so they ignored me and the HAW flake fairy and went away. So then what do you do? Make a salad? I thought that would be the correct way to deal with that but I just pretended to instead hoping to fool the HAW flake fairy into believing that it was actually from Taiwan and therefore Taiwanese using bean sprouts over moldy cheese of which there was none leaving only the sprouts. There really weren't enough cars though and the HAW flake fairy had yet to be convinced that it was really from Taiwan. I was running out of options...and monkeys which would have been easy to get if I had an organ I could grind possibly and I would think that would entertain the fairy but it was now fluttering around the powerlines looking at the transformers and that's when I knew in addition to me suspecting this fairy liked to steal cars it was also the bane of my power outage problems becuase it was definitely responsible for causing the transformers to explode during the middle of the day when it WASN'T raining because it wouldn't come out then when it was dry and light out - so sabatoge was the only way it could screw with me - and it knew it. So shot at it some more with the air rifle but it was out of range now....What could I do? It was only a matter of time before the HAW flake fairy figured out the code to my garage door and would open that when I didn't want it to - so when I came home my garage door would be open even though I would always shut it. Could it be the MAPP gas? I bet it wanted to inhale the MAPP gas - it wanted to huff it. It was coming right at me then and I thought for sure it wanted the MAPP gas - but instead it told me that it had a brother that would only dine on fine china and thats why it was doing what it did. I felt guilty for shooting it and offered it some china for it's brother to eat. Again I was amazed at the will of HAW as the fairy materialized it's brother right before me and I invited it in and it ate all my dishes. The crunching noise was almost defening and the smell was horrible. I didn't know how bad dishes smell when they would get eaten by the brother of a HAW flake fairy. It was ravenous - like it hadn't eaten anything for a long time but I was told that he only ate about 40 minutes ago - amazing I thought. Afterwards we got to talking and he told me that HAW flakes were more powerful than anabolic steroids but I could tell he was joking - or so I thought. In actuality his brother loved to tell lies about everything and the fairy said that was acutally pretty fun and that I should try it too...but I'm too honest and would never do something like that...

[spidermonkey]

That's a very well written story. You should submit it to some publishers.

[R3C]

This is, without a doubt the highest quality post I've seen in some time. Excellent work Rixler! You know, not a lot of people know this, but occasionally, the HAW-Flake fairy will take a red ant. It's rare though.