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quite nice...
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That suxors...
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I'm not drunk...

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but I shall have to drink myself into a stupor after such a sorrowful event as this...

However before that I have created a commemorative l2icks0r! avatar to mark this lame occasion and display it in his honor!

Good ole l2icks0r! will be missed...
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Drunken Ricksor sure does post a lot...are you really always drunk? Or is it just the alter ego?
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always...

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except when I say otherwise(like right now)...haven't actually drank for 6 days now though - last time smacked head on bottom of pool so decided to take a break...but I am drinking tonight. My friend is picking up a bunch of drunken women from a "passion party" and we are going to go out to a bar/club. I suppose I will need a little alcohol to deal with these more than likely to be overly aggressive women. I'll post the aftermath later if it turns out to be very eventful (g-rated of course.)
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Don't drink TOO much...stick to Coors Light or you'll lose your game and turn into a slobering freak!
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Don't worry they're back. Just play nice. :)
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I don't turn into a slobbery freak anymore...

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I lost count of the drinks...but they were all weak and spaced apart so it was nothing like the standard 1.5L wine episodes I usually put myself through with much more intensity... I had something like 10 or so... though...

Anyway... fuck... I am too tired to even explain this ridiculous evening/morning...basically it was a test of my patience...it was a disaster...I don't even want to get into the lack of excitement that happened to me when hanging out with women my own age...tonight was an illustration of just being plain dead. A 41yr old followed by a 34yr old...with a 12yr old kid...and she was on several different medications and she had issues that I don't even know how to describe in terms of size...I don't possess the vocabulary to explain it. I didn't learn anything....I thought I was immature...I've learned a lot in my stupid life...and this woman was over a year older than me and had a kid and OMG...basically...OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG...

Passionless...painful........existence? ug....
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How do you meet these people?
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Those are the kind of people you meet at the Five Point at 3 in the afternoon on a tuesday...

Spend much time at the Five Point Rick?
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Please explain to me, what is this "Five Point" you speak of Beeeph!
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After "Five Point" is defined, I'd like to know what a "passion party" is... :uhh: Chuh!
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saucy wrote:Please explain to me, what is this "Five Point" you speak of Beeeph!
some dirty dive in seattle by the science center that has polaroid pictures of dirty ass and sloppy boobies posted all over the place. I've only been there a few times (bumpershoot 2K2), and ever time I've gone, it was more of a joke to go drink there than it was a good idea.

this is great! (you may have to close and reload a couple times, it's cached)
http://216.239.53.104/search?q=cache:ao ... ttle&hl=en
A first-timer at the 5 Point wrote:"Paul. I do not want you hanging out at this bar. I do not want you meeting these people. I'm serious."
This quote sums up the Five Point
goemon wrote:After "Five Point" is defined, I'd like to know what a "passion party" is... Chuh!
a "passion party" is when people get together and pound dole fruit drinks.
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I wanna go there for the sheer entertainment qualities, but I'd need to go with some of the crew, doesn't sound like somewhere I'd find myself alone. If I wanna go to a dive where I can look at skanky ass and sloppy titties I can always go to Palmers, and thats close! But of course, Palmers doesn't have filthy photos posted everywhere, but they DO have over-pouring bartenders and karaoke. Haven't been there in a while, although I didn't stop by the Lucky 7 and Chasers this weekend. I'm supposed to go to the Lucky 7 on Tuesday night, for, it IS Jessica's 21st birthday. Can you believe it? My little sister is going to be 21 on tuesday. I'm old.
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how did I meet...

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I had a bunch of drinks before going to this place when I was hanging out at my friends housewarming party. Then went to this bar called Suite G in Fremont... There was a Soul/R&B sort of Americana Cover band thing...uh...yeah... so anyway I enjoyed free drinks all night long and lowered my standards...I was amazed at how low I could go...uh...I don't really think I want to admit to anything more actually but nothing too transmittable happened so I feel ok...basically I always thought I could probably go out and debase myself with older women I wasn't attracted to if I wanted to and that I could probably handle it but I just never thought I would...and it was everything that I thought it wouldn't be...
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people get together and pound dole fruit drinks
Thanks, Beeeeeeeph. Sounds like alot of fun. :sleep:
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passion party

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basically they described it to me as being a Tupperware party with all kinds of sexually oriented products. The person that throws it makes money and they have a "hardware" rep there selling the stuff from cremes to sex swings... What is interesting is that it is actually illegal for men to be there because of the obscenity laws...
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