SOMEBODY...

[R3C]

... AMUSE ME DAMNIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ClownA$$]

Get under my desk, i'll show you some fun..........

[R3C]

... no circumstances will I "get under" your desk. But perhaps Agent Bos will, or maybe Enderzero might want to catch the next flight out of Tokyo to "get under" your desk. And where the hell are the people of which we speak. Jesus McFuck!!!!!!

[R3C]

... I forgot. Nobody is here posting because they are all stuck inside my avatar's bag. He won't let them out. Maybe one of them has a pair of scissors. I'm sure Ch0ki would. I wonder who the first person out of his bag will be.

They are all a bunch of...
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...for not posting more.

[R3C]

... that I just spent 20 minutes making that Jerks ascii and it doesn't look right now. I don't even want to go back and fix it.

[ClownA$$]

PC Load Letter? What the fuck does that mean?

My guess is Enderzero is battling SARS or massive amounts of poon.

I'm thinking I might take Agent out. Things go well, I might be showin' him my O-face. Oh! Oh! Oh! You know what I'm talkin' about ... Oh!

Corporate Accounts Payable, Nina speaking! Just a moment!"
Corporate Accounts Payable, Nina speaking! Just a moment!"
Corporate Accounts Payable, Nina speaking! Just a moment!"
Corporate Accounts Payable, Nina speaking! Just a moment!"

[R3C]

I tried to fix it, but it is worse now. fux0r!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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[Bill Drayton Jr.]

Who the fricken hell is A$$CLOWN!??!?!

That's like no fricken monkey name I have ever fricken heard!!!!


SARS! Yeah! Sars... yeah my stupid fricken dumbass BMX friend fell prey to a stupid fucking( YEAH FUCKING! FUCK FRICKEN! ) advance fee scam better known as 419 or some shiiiiiaaaaaat. Basically some crazy fellow in fricken( YES FRICKEN!!! ) Nigeria emailed him asking him to stand in as next of kin for some supposedly dead guy that has 12.2 MILLION U.S. fucking(YES FUCKING!!!!) dollars!@#!!!! and that if he opens a fucking account in the mother-fucking-loving Phillipenes then our supposedly Nigerian friend GHANI will wire transfer the whole fucking lot to his account whereby he will attain 20% of that cizzzash for his trouble.

What the gawd-awful-fuck is wrong with this fucking picture!??!?! Well it's too fucking good to be motherfawking true god damnit and the way the fucking scam works is they get you to put up some of your mother-loving own fucking cash into a fucking off-shore fucking account where they eagerly await your stupid fucking dumb American ass to open some fucking lame ass fucking account at a fucking bank in some fucking third world fucking country! After you fucking open this bullshiaaaat account they simply have the fucking bank, which is in on the whole fucking thing, take your fucking money!!!!! My fucking dumbass friend got some fucking even dumber ass fucking friend to front him $3000.00 to depost in an account in a fucking bank that requires you to have $5000 motherfawking dollars just to open a fucking account in fucking Manila!!!! ($2000 was supposedly already put up by the Nigerian Ghani to meet the $5000 requirement )

So what that fawk would you do? I mean if you were a fucking dumbass and all... Of course you wouldn't simply wire the fucking cash to the fucking bank in Manila - you would fucking FLY your sorry fucking American fucking ass over there to deposit it in fucking person! OH AND NEVERFUCKING MIND THE FACT THAT FUCKING MANILA IS ON SOME FUCKING 4-DAY FUCKING HOLIDAY DURING YOUR 7 DAY STAY THERE RIGHT!?!?!?!?! NEVER FUCKING MIND THE FACT THAT THEY HAVE A FUCKING SARS FUCKING SCARE THERE!!!!! SO WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU DO!!?!?!?!?

YOU TAKE YOUR SORRY DUMBASS FUCKING AMERICAN FUCKING LAME FUCKING ASS TO THE FUCKING AMERICAN FUCKING CONSUL WHERE THEY TELL YOU, "YOU FUCKING DUMBASS, WHAT THE FUCK WERE YOU FUCKING THINKING - IT'S A FUCKING SCAM YOU STUPID FUCK!!!"

But you have to remember - you are stupid. So what the fuck do you do? You fucking give the fucking Nigerian fellow your fucking front friends fucking Bank of A-FUCKING-Merica account number while you are at your fucking hotel in fucking Manila because the fucking Inter-fucking-net cafes are fucking closed (Along with the fucking banks) because of the 4-day Filipino fucking holiday!!!!

Fuck I'm drunk!!!!

Anyway, never mind the fucking fact that the fucking Nigerian fellow is instantly going to fucking know that the fucking bank routing number of 125000024 is not fucking Manila!!!! Tee-fucking-hee you stupid fucking BMX friend of Rick's stuck in fucking Manila!!!!!

Oh...wait - SARS!!! Yeah - there is like a fucking SARS outbreak in Manila right now and everyone is fucking wearing gas masks over there - that's all I meant to say - never mind this 419 bullshiat...got off of topic.

The story is true none-the-fucking-less though....

Call my friend!

Tell him he is a fucking dumbass

Best $4.70 a minute you could ever spend:

011-63-2-521-1000

You will be connected to the Las Palmas hotel - ask for room #617 - his name is Jamie

they are 16 hours ahead there btw...


Think I'm fucking making this fucking shit up?!??!?!?!

check this:
http://home.rica.net/alphae/419coal/

and this: (example fucking scam letters)
http://home.rica.net/alphae/419coal/samplesmain.htm

[enderzero]

Wow, if this is true your friend is dumb. Really dumb.

Has he never used the internet before? Never heard of Nigerian bank scams??? I can't believe people fall for that!

As for SARS - it really isn't all that bad...but I wouldn't go to Hong Kong or Guangdong (or will not be going). BTW - Japan has zero confirmed cases - and America has quite a few.

[R3C]

... Fuck!! I guess this would be the motherfucking post that was fucking in fucking question god damnit. I now see why it's fucking so fucking "painful" to fucking read one of Rixlor's fucking drunked up fucking posts. FUCK!!! Could it be any fucking slower reading? Now imagine if fucking Les Miserables, fucking War and Peace, or The Fucking Tale of Two fucking Cities were written with all the additional fucking swearing of the above fucking post? I haven't fucking read any of those fucking books, but they are fucking long, I know that fucking much. For fuck's sake.

[enderzero]

fuckin-eh

[Bill Drayton Jr.]

Damn!!! That is pretty darn bad! - I must have been really damn drunk or something because I sure as darn would remember posting something as prolifically profane as that damn thing!

[enderzero]

That was really tough to find there 5ux0r! You didn't even create the thread.

[R3C]

ClownA$$ I work with... ... a friend to monkeys.

[R3C]

Fuck, well if that doesn't just bite the fucking proverbial fucking wang. We need to make the Wang-u-lator. It would replace all nouns with WANG!!!! That would be both fun and exciting. You paste text into a window, and hit Wang-u-late. Then it replaces all nouns with WANG!!! Woohoo!!!! WANG WANG WANG WANG WANG WANG WANG WANG...

[enderzero]

...but would it replace proverbs?