standard issue rant...(drunken l2icks0r! style)

[Bill Drayton Jr.]

Besides...nobody really sweats at these things... it's not like a race or something... I won't personally be that impressive but my attorney is probably going to set a state or possibly world record for 181lb open by pressing 500+.... Then other friend from gym will hit 400+ for first time...then there will be me hopefully hitting 300+ for first time...Also will see some state record deadlifting from another gym friend that is going with us...I guess you could say that we actually part of a team if you can beleive that... I didn't mean to take the gym thing far...it just happend...

[spidermonkey]

"There's no retard in team!"

[R3C]

... how is that exciting? Who cares? Being healthy and fit is one thing. I'm all for that, but lifting contests.... Well, I better not say...

[Bill Drayton Jr.]

Did I say that?... I dunno...it's weird I wouldn't consider myself competative and definitely not in this sport but it seems like I've always competed in something whether it be, archery tournaments, bmx racing, car racing, foot racing, and I would have done some competative shooting if I had the money... At a contest you get to see max effort and in sports witnessing someonse current maxium human potential realized right before you is interesting...then there is that whole goal setting thing being reached etc...

[enderzero]

Competition lifting isn't really my thing but if you are into it then I say go for it. It gives you something exciting to do and makes you put the bottle down and stop pretending to be depressed on the internet...since we know you are really fine...and you're scaring away all the other forum members.

[Bill Drayton Jr.]

And I'm not depressed I was just a little sad so big deal...certain monkeys were thinking too hard... Besides I was drunk!!! And when I am drunk I tend to not care about what I type. And after all - you wanted me back so here I am!!! I was happy to avoid posting anything here ever again but by popular demand(?) I came back...with usual non-sensical rantish fully un-edited and uncut thoughts...I don't want structure here...or rules for that matter...there should be no "posting etiquette" or "posting protocol" or "conventions of posting" etc... I could try to do that for a little while but it would be boring and I would ultimately just revert back to old ways... Do you have a "mission statement" or something? Is there some sort of "constructive agenda" you want to adhere to so as to ameliorate experiences on this forum? It's only going to exacerbate my experience here as well as I believe it would to others....sure the stuff I post is ridiculous at times but it's uniquely provocative!

[R3C]

... because you say the same things over and over. One tends to start believing them, even if it is just on the off chance that you might be serious. I get tipsy all the time, sometimes when I'm just hanging out by myself, but I'm not on here posting about how I'm going to kill myself. I agree you have every right to do so, but at the same time you are pretending to be depressed, you're depressing those around you. I like your angry rants, and your silly rants, but the suicidal drux0r is a bit much. If you aren't suicidaly depressed, then you probably shouldn't put that forward. Because some day if you are, I'm just going to not give a fuck, and nobody will be there to help you out.

[Bill Drayton Jr.]

I was feeling sad... that's it... I was not depressed... Just treat it as me thinking aloud... I shall preclude any such future instances from occuring based on resultant circumstances derived from weeping wolves...

[spidermonkey]

That's not Mappy!!!

[Bill Drayton Jr.]

i shall lament immediately...

[spidermonkey]

Dress up like Mappy and go shoot some cats.