Damnit!!!

[R3C]

Nobody is monkificating right now. Don't you other monkeys know that after 11:00am PST, things get boring at work and I need funny things to read? I'm going to have to come up with another poll or something. That usually gets some attention. Now join me in some Monkey Bizniss.
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o(oo)o
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There, now we have a quick copy and paste monkey lair logo.

[R3C]

The autoformatting made my monkey lopsided. GGGGRRRRR!!!! He looks ummmm, well how can I put this without hurting his feelings, *not quite right in the head*

Maybe he just had some Dayquil TM with us when we weren't looking. MMMMMMMMM Dayquil TM MMMMMMMMMMMM

[enderzero]

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copy...paste

monkification complete

[R3C]

I'm glad to see that someone got some use out of that monkey.

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Some non-evil monkeys.

[R3C]

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[spidermonkey]

We made a flag out of a coors light can and some jeans...
The flag was for the monkeys...
Monkeys don't like flags....

[Bill Drayton Jr.]

I have to say that:

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is a damn fine monkey - we should have some fricken award or something...

[spidermonkey]

          !M!
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[enderzero]

...wow

Jonathan gets the "...wow" award.

[R3C]

... damned for sure does for fuck's sake. Jesus McFuck that's a good monkey. Sheeeeiiitttt... Well, I haven't read all of Rixlor's posts yet, but I read the one from Endx0r saying how much swearing was contained in them. So I thought I'd do my best to contribute

It even has a mother fucking fez god damnit!! Cause he ain't never gonna do it without the fez on. Oh no...

[R3C]

... was imperative for many that the nice picture of Monkey should be top at present. (So I replied again.)

[enderzero]

I'll go ahead and bump er back back up top. Just for the fez's sake.

Ohh oh oh noo...

[spidermonkey]

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           I N I
         /'I Y I
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NYQUIL MONKEY

[R3C]

... But monkey's don't like to drink Nyquil TM. So I made a raft out of him.

[Bill Drayton Jr.]

it's true that monkeys don't like Nyquil because I have teh absolute weirdest dreams when I have a bunch of Nyquil and lately the sleeping properties of it have been reversed - I start to get to amped and speedy uppidty...then I get weird and post all this weird crap that I am not even sure if anyone even likes reading through... oh the paranoia... you all think I'm dumb don't you! you are all trying to get me to be all self-concious aren't you! it was your plan from the beginning wasn't it! the monkey lair is an experiment of all of you to get me to lose my mind!

So anyway, yeah - like I don't watch T.V. anymore.

Boy it sure rains a lot in Washington doesn't it?

Yeah....so uh....yeah.

[R3C]

... yeah, uh, it rains like a mo' bitch 'round this place. That's why plans have been instated for a move to Hawaii. Damn right!!! Wicky Wicky Boom Swicky Wicky Hawaii move in full effect this fall. I'm going to take up surfing I think. For some reason I think that's going to be the first board that I ever get along with. Usually I like two inline wheels and a chain, or two turntables and a microphone, or I got two turn tables and my mommy's home. Etc. Etc. Etc. Blah Blah Blah. I'm going to go take in some tropical goodness for a year or three.

[enderzero]

It rains a lot in Hawaii...but tropical rain is different.

[R3C]

... is fun to be in. Ahh tropical rain. The only thing I want nothing to do with down there is big bugs. I hate bugs. If every bug except honey bees dropped off the face of the world, I would be quite happy. There would be ecological issues, but perhaps we could synthesize some form bug-like food for all the whacked out animals that eat them. Actually, the only things that eat bugs are pretty much Sigma Team members. So let them starv. Jerks.