Where's everyone's...

R3C · Post by **R3C** » Wed Mar 17, 2004 9:56 am

... bottle of whiskey. Everyone needs to get tore up and let loose with some monkey-business. Or something. Bleh... I'm going to go into my kitchen of goodness and cook up some good old fashioned monkey-business. I'll be back when I come up with something.

Bill Drayton Jr. · Post by **Bill Drayton Jr.** » Wed Mar 17, 2004 11:00 am

and anyone can always invite me over to do their drinking for them. In fact that's just what a friend of mine did recently. They didn't want to let their wine "spoil" so I told them I would drink it for them while they are away in Mexico getting some choice narcotics for me - and if they don't I've got their cat...

R3C · Post by **R3C** » Wed Mar 17, 2004 12:09 pm

... demonic little killer cat?

Has said cat made a decent attempt on your life yet? Did you tell said cat what would happen if it didn't behave? Did you cite examples from your past dealings with felines?

There's still not enough wackery pockery going on in this forgotten dungeon of former tomfoolery. If I wasn't working, I'd go look for something wacky to link here, or post a SID tune. Of course nobody on here would actually go listen to a SID tune would they? Nope, nobody does, and nobody replies when one IS posted. Nobody generates fractals, or makes posts about those Sigma Team Bastard Sonz-a-Bitchez, or post pictures of recently deceased Sigma Team members.

No little birds dressed up in communist dictator outfits.

Ocean11 · Post by **Ocean11** » Wed Mar 17, 2004 4:22 pm

Tom grew up. It's now Jim's turn.

Jimfoolery.

Post by **enderzero** » Fri Mar 26, 2004 7:16 pm

Jimmyfoolery!!! Sounds like a plan.

A google image search on "jimmy fool" brought us these:

and this fool, apparently named Jimmy, that bares a striking resemblance to Lair Admiral.

"tomfoolery" nabbed us these gems:

It seems to me Jimmy is funnier.

McNevin · Post by **McNevin** » Sat Mar 27, 2004 2:45 pm

Ok he does bear some resemblence. But please tell me i dont look that goofy.

R3C · Post by **R3C** » Sat Mar 27, 2004 4:18 pm

... you don't look that goofy. Pretty close though

[TEE HEE HEE] So when are you going to get your goofy self up here? The weather is starting to get nicer.

McNevin · Post by **McNevin** » Sat Mar 27, 2004 5:31 pm

I only have 5 vacation days until ive worked here 6 months.

I kinda wanted to go to E3...

R3C · Post by **R3C** » Sat Mar 27, 2004 7:55 pm

... why? I mean, even if you didn't come up here, why waste your vacation going there? Hot, crowded room full of sweaty gamers. A bunch of hardware and games being displayed that you already know everything about. Why not fly to Hawaii or hit New York or something cool? Or come and see you best buddy that you didn't see last summer?

E3 would just be a lame waste of time unless you had a press pass to get into the hotel room parties and demonstrations. Walking around with sad booth-babe ogling sweaty nasty game people as a commoner just sounds like a colossal waste and yuck-fest. Take your girlfriend somewhere nice instead of the supreme nerd-fest. Or wait and go to the Tokyo Game Show or something, so at least you're out of the country with different nerds. There isn't really anything exciting that will be shown there anyway. A bunch of pushed back games that were shown the last three years. Bleh.... Just my opinion.

R3C · Post by **R3C** » Sat Mar 27, 2004 7:58 pm

... and maybe Rixler could fill you in on what E3 is like since he's been there...

Bill Drayton Jr. · Post by **Bill Drayton Jr.** » Mon Apr 26, 2004 12:54 pm

Go ONCE and walk around for about 4 hours - then leave and do something else in LA...

The thing lasts for three fucking days and in reality it's really only worth going to for 3 fucking hours... But you should go - but only go once in your life... I went when Sega was doing it's Dreamcast thing and I was very attracted to their dancing booth babes for some reason - actually I think the reason was it was better than the alternatives...which I was sick of...which were video games and other people...

I may go again if I get to go for free but I actually won't go to the place - I'd just vacation in LA for the whole time and then go back home and if anyone were to ask, "Hey did you see XYZ?!" I would respond, "No I did not.", and then they would say, "Oh MAN! you didn't!?!?! It ws amazing! Let me tell you about it!!!! blablablablablablablablabla!!!!", then you simply respond, "Amazing." You can repeat this over and over again... And if they ask you what your favorite video game was that you played you just say, "I didn't play any." And then they would say, "You didn't? Ah...you must have not of felt like waiting in line to play any then right? Yeah, the lines sucked to wait in - especially in the XYZ booth."

spidermonkey · Post by **spidermonkey** » Mon Apr 26, 2004 1:04 pm

Looks like Tooned In has a booth in E3 somewhere. If you end up going, you could hunt it down and look at the fun products that I work on in little cave for hours every day. They can't afford dancing booth babes though.

R3C · Post by **R3C** » Mon Apr 26, 2004 4:00 pm

... Seth is going to buy some in the desert, and bring them to your booth.

spidermonkey · Post by **spidermonkey** » Tue Apr 27, 2004 10:38 am

I hope they don't have to be buried after...

R3C · Post by **R3C** » Tue Apr 27, 2004 11:21 am

... on the other hand though, that may be the job of the setup staff.

spidermonkey · Post by **spidermonkey** » Tue Apr 27, 2004 12:21 pm

Yes. That's probably union work.

R3C · Post by **R3C** » Tue Apr 27, 2004 12:40 pm

... Union work...

spidermonkey · Post by **spidermonkey** » Tue Apr 27, 2004 1:08 pm

That's nearly an oxymoron.

R3C · Post by **R3C** » Thu Apr 29, 2004 4:14 pm

... I just needed to find a post I had replied to recently. This one will do...

R3C · Post by **R3C** » Thu Apr 29, 2004 4:15 pm

... coming to get you fatty rixler!!

Bill Drayton Jr. · Post by **Bill Drayton Jr.** » Thu Apr 29, 2004 4:50 pm

i'm not a fatty!!!!

ok

<sob>

I am ... how did you know!!??!?!?! I'm a fricken fat ass!!!!! my ass is getting fatter every day!

R3C · Post by **R3C** » Fri Apr 30, 2004 1:53 pm

... do I ever have some nifty hardware to play with here.

Bill Drayton Jr. · Post by **Bill Drayton Jr.** » Mon May 03, 2004 2:59 am

play with my software??? hahahaha my ass is quite soft...

R3C · Post by **R3C** » Mon May 03, 2004 9:39 am

... now I know you've been affected by the big gay lifters...

spidermonkey · Post by **spidermonkey** » Mon May 03, 2004 8:09 pm

http://www.archive.org/movies/details-d ... oys_beware

"It's not visible like smallpox, but just as contagious and dangerous."

Bill Drayton Jr. · Post by **Bill Drayton Jr.** » Mon May 03, 2004 9:28 pm

play with my ass? I'm not talking about my whole ass just my ass whole

wait! what am I saying!! maybe I have been affected by all thos big gay lifters!!! AHHHHHH

spidermonkey · Post by **spidermonkey** » Mon May 03, 2004 9:51 pm

I really like that Jimmy-fool picture of the two people and the big yellow worm-dragon thing. The Nervous atmosphere of the whole thing makes it seem as though if they don't act happy, that worm will eat them.

Bill Drayton Jr. · Post by **Bill Drayton Jr.** » Mon May 03, 2004 9:54 pm

to say...you have to kind of read between the lines you know?

spidermonkey · Post by **spidermonkey** » Mon May 03, 2004 10:06 pm

Yeah, I know about the lines. I hate them. The space between them though, that's good stuff.

Bill Drayton Jr. · Post by **Bill Drayton Jr.** » Mon May 03, 2004 10:09 pm

so this time must ingest instead...

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