That's it and that's all... I've done everything I can do within reason. The only thing left is to die...so what to do in the meanwhile to pass the time other than just sit here and age?
How about drinking?
That might speed up the aging process slightly.
Better yet how about some 4 player MULE?
That might make life worth living again.
Of course we could combine both of those for optimum effect.
"For even more dericious this drink, chill before drinking."