TEH SPUDZ OF TEH GODZ!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Bill Drayton Jr.]

I WAEK UP, I HUNGRAY, I EAT TEH SPUDZ OF TEH GODZ AT TEH TEXASS SMOEKHIZZZOUS BBBBBBQ!!!!!

IF EAT TARH YOU MUST ORDAR:


1 FULL SPIZY SPIZZUD W/ EVARYTHIZZANG ON IT
1 REDHOOOKZ!!!!



THEN YUOR MOURNING WILL BE COMPLEET!!!!!!!1


REDHOOOOKAZ!!!!!

[McNevin]

Beer for breakfast, that sounds like Texas. Where might a fellow find a Texas smokehouse BBQ? Egad, there is no FAT TIRE in the whole damn city. Maybe I'll have to settle for redhook at the T.S.BBQ.


Tell ya what they do have here, Zi Eye Drops!

Heh

[McNevin]

Texas Smokehouse Bar-B-Q
14455 Woodinville-Redmond Rd


Thats a bit too far for breakfast.

[Bill Drayton Jr.]

It was incredibly good though I must say... I had to follow that up with a nice greazy burger and 48 ounces of beer...just your standard Pyramid Hefe....

Tomorrow might also be a good day for a Texas Smokehouse BBQ as well though I am thinking... and yes it would be good to have beer for breakfast - although I don't know if I am going to make it since I have to see the eye doctor tomorrow...

[McNevin]

Better get some Zi eye drops then.

[enderzero]

Are you refering to Zi0 eyedrops? I got plenty of those here...

BUT NO GODDAMNNED REDHOOK OR PYRAMID WHICH I MISS SO DAMN MUCH!!!!

[R3C]

Zi eyedrops are the stupid American version. No minty freshness for your eyes. I guess that's what the O means in the Japanese ZiO drop. It stands for OH MY EYES!!!!!!!! I bought some Zi here and while they are decent eye drops, they are not what I wanted. I was pissed. I'm out of my ZiO too. I want some!!!!!

[McNevin]

I hadnt tried the american version. I just saw a commercial on tv. There are some sites that import it from japan if youre interested.

[R3C]

... very interested in that which you had just said one moment prior to my writing of this very long and or drawn out sentence which I for some reason or other can't stop typing either now or perhaps fifteen minutes from now, though I would very much like to at some point during this day which seems to almost drag on out to infinite extents yet may be over sooner than I would have thought. Ahh, there we go. I managed to stop writing that awful sentence that would not stop flowing from my typing fingers for any reason that I or perhaps anyone else could have thought of at least in the time that I was actually in the process of typing it though I was writing it for an ample amount of time for that to have occurred. Anyway: I want ZiO. I want ZiO now. Give me Zio. Give me site to order ZiO. Need ZiO. ZiO. ZZZZZiiiiiiiiiiiiOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[enderzero]

If that site doesn't work out for you let me know. I am sure we can work something out to get you some precious ZiZero.

[McNevin]

Hmm... looks like maybe the V drops are the good ones, who knows?

http://www.eyegazms.com/drops.html

[R3C]

I may have seen V drops. I remember there being a few different types, but the Zi looked the closest. Bastards!!! I like the Zi / Zi style bottle. The V one is ugly. Oh well. Off to Walgreen'ses' with me... :crying:

[enderzero]

You know, I have actually finally built up a much needed tolerance to Zi0. I still go blind for a little while after administering, but recovery time has quickened considerably. It is no longer like putting paint thinner in my eyes...just really really really strong eyedrops.

[R3C]

Zi0. Zi0. Zi0. Zi0. Quando Tienen Fri0. Pi0 Pi0 pi0. Zi0 Frienen Ti0... Fri0 Fri0 Fri0.

[Bill Drayton Jr.]

I don't know where my fucking ZiO is that Dustin brough back for me... I wish I knew for I have now become part of the contact wearing crowd!!!!

I have been using Clearz Plus as part of the Opti Free system recomended to me by my fucking optometrist. You see there was something dreadfully wrong with my right eye. I have something like 20/300 with normal sight.

Praise be technology and now I have 20/25 in my right eye via optical assistance through a gas permiable contact - or maybe it's the other kind - fuck I don't know all I know is I have 20/15 in my left eye and 20/25 (corrected) in my right eye and I am looking at the world in a whole new way now!!!! very nice!

Fuck I probably had 20/10 in my left eye when I was younger....

[McNevin]

Wow... you finally got that fixed. I bet things are pretty different for you... ive had to make due with one contact for a few hours, and that was annoying.

I remember when i first got my glasses, i couldnt believe how clear the world was, i thougt it was supposed to be like i was seeing it.

[Bill Drayton Jr.]

THE NEXT FUCKING MUNGKEY MEETING SHALL BE AT THE TEXAS SMOKEHOUSE BAR-BE-MAWTHARFUCKING-Q YOU DAMN LAZY FRIGGIN MONKEYS.... IT IS GOOD.... ORDAR SOME FRIGGIN REDHOOOOOOOKAZ THERE YOU FRIGGIN BASTARDOS OR HAVE A FRIGGIN PYRAMID MAWTHARFRIGGIN HEFE YOU STUPID BASTARD...

WE KNEEEEED TO DO DIS WHEN THE ENDER-MAWTHARFRIGGIN-ZER0 GETS BACK TO THE AMERICAS!!!!!!!!!!!

[enderzero]

Thanks for bringing this back up. I never did get to report on my eye drop sampling.

The Japanese company Rohto distributes 2 eye drops in America.
Zi and V.

Zi is for dry eyes while V. is for red and dry eyes (hear that Charlize?).

Neither Zi or V. is anything like Zi0. They are more like Visine. However I seem to use V. the most, just because I have somehow lost every other bottle of Zi0 but the V. is hanging around.

From the website:
Always remove contact lenses before use to avoid damage that may be caused by an eye drop preservative.

Rohto Zi (or V.) is unique among eye drops in that it is packaged in a transparent bottle. The bottle allows you to see if the product has changed color or become cloudy.

^^^ Good selling point

oh, and get the hefes lined up...

[spidermonkey]

Is the color change and cloudiness good or bad?
Maybe it's like finding a golden ticket in you Zio and then you can go on a magical tour of the Zio factory.

[Ocean11]

I left it rather late to get eyeglasses and was half-blind when I did get them. This had the interesting result of making me feel like some short, squat cartoon character. Because I could see the ground so clearly --indeed, every blade of grass stood out -- I felt like I had shrunk so my head was about 2 ft off the ground.

And people, do not share your Tom Cat's Piss eyedrops and pass the bottle around amongst your friends. This can lead to eye infections. I used somebody else's over Christmas and consequently had a very festive-looking eye. My right eye looked like a rotten cherry stuffed into a clap-ruined vagina. Indeed it sickened everybody who saw it so much that I had to wear an eyepatch with a nice clean eye drawn on it with a marker pen.

[enderzero]

Funny memory:

Walking into the (ahem) Everclear show at Bumbershoot 2002 with Kevin, Mikey, and beeeph a bit inebriated. The security guard searched beeeph and revealed not one but two bottles of Visine. When asked why he had two bottles of visine (not strictly contraband, yet suspicious none the less) beeeph replied, "I smoke a lot of pot." In we went.

ahhh, good times.

[McNevin]

Ahh good times indeed.


What a day that was. That wasnt even that good of a lineup at b-shoot, but that was one of the best times i have ever had a b-shoot.

good times...

[enderzero]

No doubt. The reason we had so much fun was that the lineup sucked and we weren't concerned about missing bands. It was a Fri. or Sat. I believe.

That was also the day that beeeph broke out the infamous straw trick.



Does anyone know if Mike is still alive?