Birthday of J3RK!

[R3C]

It's J3RK's birthday on Thursday. Woot! J3RK probably has to work though. Bleh...

[enderzero]

Where is J3RK working these days. 3nd3r23r0 wishes J3RK a happy birthday, disregarding the has to work conditions thereof.

[R3C]

and Agent Bos work at Veritest, formerly DDI, formerly ST Labs. J3RK and Agent Bos work on a cool Microsoft Project that gets them some recognition. J3RK thanks you for the happy birthday wishes.

[Megatron]

YES HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!

*shakes fist*
*breaks an amyl*

[R3C]

*Breaks a handful of Amyls*

[McNevin]

happy birthday!



whats an amyl?

[R3C]

Thanks Admiral McNevin! Amyl Nitrite. It's what those capsules are that you break under someone's nose when they've fainted to wake them up. It's also used for minor heart conditions. It's classified as a hallucinogen. I imagine it's a bit like N2O. Lasts for 30 sec to 5 minute. Sounds like fun

[Megatron]

There are certain situations in which it would be most appropriate to "break an amy".

1. Directly after punching someone in the face
2. After getting onto an elevator and pushing the door close button so that it closes JUST before the person running to catch up with you can get on board.
3. After you push an innocent bicyclist off of his 2-wheeled fun device.
4. While a waitress is taking your order at your favorite place of dining.

We've been practicing the art of breaking all week.

[R3C]

Amyl Nitrite goes down smooth. Like Wade Boggs.