Admiral McNevin approahes...

[spidermonkey]

(Ah life-giving water, nectar of the gods!)

[Goemon]

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[Bill Drayton Jr.]

That was weird. What was that? I've never seen anything like that before. Cool that the hotel used Roman numerals for room 30 though although XXXII would be cooler since it's a multiple of two.

[R3C]

Rebuild Orlando
(you rebuild your robot servant Orlando)

Program Orlando to pense rabbits.
(Your robot servant Orlando has gained +Pense Rabbit+ skill)

Send Orlando to pense rabbits.
(Orlando leaves)

*Admiral McNevin approaches*

[R3C]

Summon Orlando
(your robot servant returns)

Program Orlando to harvest wizzenberries
(Orlando says "Let me at em!")

***Say "That's the spirit Orlando, keep that tank rolling, and I'll try to cover you from this end."***

+++I'm not sure what you're trying to do.+++

Get wizzenberries
(Orlando collects three metric tons of wizzenberry.)

[R3C]

Examine thread.

(This thread spans several years. Time has passed due to ingestion of the common wog wizzenberry.)

Climb up

(you climb up)

Climb down

(you climb down)

Climb up

(you climb up)

Climb down

(you climb down)

Climb up

(you climb up)

Climb down

(you climb down)

Climb up

(you climb up)

Climb down

(you climb down)

Check climbing skill.

(Your climbing skills have increased by .00000344425666)

Pense tree

(fear of rusty metal)

[R3C]

(Orlando gives you a six demon bag)

***Great Orlando, what's in it?***

[R3C]

Pense MULE.

(MULE GOES CRAZY!!!!!!!) ---bing---bee---beeeeeng----bingbing-----bing---bee---beeeeeng----bingbing-----bing---bee---beeeeeng----bingbing-----bing---bee---beeeeeng----bingbing-----bing---bee---beeeeeng----bingbing-----bing---bee---beeeeeng----bingbing-----bing---bee---beeeeeng----bingbing-----bing---bee---beeeeeng----bingbing-----bing---bee---beeeeeng----bingbing-----bing---bee---beeeeeng----bingbing-----bing---bee---beeeeeng----bingbing-----bing---bee---beeeeeng----bingbing-----bing---bee---beeeeeng----bingbing-----bing---bee---beeeeeng----bingbing-----bing---bee---beeeeeng----bingbing-----bing---bee---beeeeeng----bingbing-----bing---bee---beeeeeng----bingbing-----bing---bee---beeeeeng----bingbing-----bing---bee---beeeeeng----bingbing--

[N3ur0n0saurusl2exs0r!!!]

Someone must have given him him some coca puffs!

[R3C]

***Damned crack-head MULE!!!!***

[McNevin]

<A decade passes>

> Say Hello, anyone here?

You say: Hello, anyone here?

Summon Orlando.

Orlando re-materializes

Drink Wizzenberry Juice.

<time passes>

[Bill Drayton Jr.]

[R3C]

***Awakens***
I must have consumed juice of the wizzenberry! IT's been... ...years...
Hi Orlando!

[R3C]

>Pense forum

Your surrounding begin to whir and blink to life.

[Bill Drayton Jr.]

>Pense Mike Pence

<time passes>

[Bill Drayton Jr.]

We've been misspelling it this whole time!

[Bill Drayton Jr.]

#mandela_effect

[R3C]

Vissenberriez?