Recently got this one from someone that some of the people on the board may know...well. And this person may even be registered here.
Thanks for brightening up my day...
Of all the friends I've ever met,
You're the one I won't forget.
And if I die
Before you do
I'll go to heaven
And wait for you
I'll give the angels
Back their wings
And risk the loss
Of everything
Just to prove
My friendship is true
I'm thankful to have family and
friends like you
SEND THIS TO ALL YOUR FRIENDS AND
FAMILY BACK TO THE PERSON
WHO SENT IT TO YOU... IF YOU GET IT BACK...THAT
PERSON IS YOUR TRUE FRIEND!!*
etc. etc.
I never get email like that.
I guess I just don't have any true friends.
I'm gonna go throw bricks at cars for jesus. Maybe I can make friends that way...
The problem is you did get one of these long ago but you didn't forward it to everyone you know and you have now incurred the wrath of the email gods and you will never have friends/be kissed/make money again.
That is why I always email these to everyone in my address book. Apparently good things will happen if I do/bad things will happen if I don't.
