Admiral McNevin approahes...

N3ur0n0saurusl2exs0r!!! · Thu Jun 17, 2004 5:27 am

and please someone else continue this with some decent level of creativity? I'm getting kind of tired of amusing myself...as I seem to be the only one to be posting something reasonably funny...

N3ur0n0saurusl2exs0r!!! · Fri Jun 18, 2004 2:13 am

I'll be even more ridiculous and post myself while innebriated and TETRA HYDRO CANNABINOLed... and continue

so yeah the chips...they seem to be more intense and burn because of spiciness...but I have beer...so now return to normal posting shizzaaa.

spidermonkey · Post by **spidermonkey** » Mon Jun 28, 2004 10:49 pm

Use wand of befall to revive thread
(thread is revived)
Use rusty metal
(the rusty metal cuts slowly and causes an infection)

R3C · Post by **R3C** » Tue Jun 29, 2004 1:26 pm

Use Bactine
(Infection cured)

Give cat cookie to SpiderMonxY

Cast Levitate
(You go insane)

Say: Moodalamai Moodalamao... Goog!! Aaaaiiiiyyy!! BeepBeew!! Moodalamai Moodalamao...
(You fall back to the ground)
(Time passes)

R3C · Post by **R3C** » Tue Jun 29, 2004 1:57 pm

Examine rock.
(There is a keyhole in the rock.)

Pick lock.
(You don't have any lock picks.)

Borrow picks from SpiderMonxy
(We'll assume SpiderMonxy wants to let you borrow the picks.)

Pick lock.
(Pick broke.)

Pick lock.
(Unlocked.)

Return picks to SpiderMonxy.

Give 5 Gold to SpiderMonxy for broken pick.

Open rock-door.

Enter.
(You are in a dark cave.)

Turn on lights.
(The cave is now lit with the 60Hz flicker of cool fluorescent lights.)

Turn off lights.

Light torch.
(The cave is now lit with the soft and warm light of the torch.)

Search cave.
(You found illicit substances)

Take substances.

Leave cave.
(You are outside)

Feed substances to Meeps.
(Meeps go crazy.)

Eat wizzenberries.
(Time Passes)

spidermonkey · Post by **spidermonkey** » Tue Jun 29, 2004 3:34 pm

Climb ladder
Knock on door
Step away from door
Play cribbage with 'enry
('enry cheats)
(you have lost 10 gold)
push 'enry off ledge
('enry falls on rusty metal)

R3C · Post by **R3C** » Tue Jun 29, 2004 3:39 pm

Kick 'enry.
('enry is angry)

Tell 'enry to get a hair cut.

Use flask
(You get flying water. How clever)

Pour water on 'enry.

Climb ladder.

Get cribbage board.

Throw cribbage board.
('enry vows not to cheat again.)

Climb hill.

Say password.

Climb stairs.

Sit.

Play Mage's Maze.
(You do enjoy a game of Mage's Maze.)

Cast Ouch Spell.
(Fenrus feels the sting of Rusty Metal)

Say "How do you like that cheese?!?!?!?"
(Fenrus just stares)

R3C · Post by **R3C** » Tue Jun 29, 2004 4:16 pm

Call McNevin on McNeviphone.
(McNeviphone is ringing.)

R3C · Post by **R3C** » Wed Jun 30, 2004 9:14 am

(McNevin ignores you.)

Equip rusty metal.
(Rusty metal equipped.)

Ready Ouch Spell
(Ouch Spell ready.)

Threaten McNevin with physical rusty metal, and metaphysical rusty metal.
(McNevin cringes.)

Give McNevin a goblet of Dragon's Breath.
(Time passes for McNevin.)

McNevin · Post by **McNevin** » Wed Jun 30, 2004 10:07 am

McNevin looks around.

(McNevin notices McNevifone is on silent)

McNevin ponders death of fed ex guy for taking so long.

R3C · Post by **R3C** » Wed Jun 30, 2004 10:55 am

(McNevin joins us in the ranks of PS2.0+ supporting DX9 video cards)

Congratulate McNevin
(McNevin downloads the latest Catalyst drivers.)

McNevin · Post by **McNevin** » Tue May 09, 2006 12:53 pm

McNevin bangs his head on his keyboard...

lkjhfewlkjhfdasklhfasdk

R3C · Post by **R3C** » Tue May 09, 2006 1:28 pm

(Nothing happens.)

R3C · Post by **R3C** » Tue May 09, 2006 1:30 pm

Open Book of Tomfoolery
(book is open)

McNevin · Post by **McNevin** » Tue May 09, 2006 1:45 pm

>Examine book of tomfoolery

McNevin Examines book of tomfoolery

The writing in the book appears to be in an obscure variant of Old Dwarvish; however, a closer examination reveals that is is merely extremely bad handwriting. After a struggle, you start to decipher it,it says...

(Your lamp has gone dim.)

It is too dark to read...

R3C · Post by **R3C** » Tue May 09, 2006 1:50 pm

Cast 'king bright
(You can now see the book. That's 'king bright!)
Examine Book of Tomfoolery
(The book makes several suggestions about what would be fun to do with a trencher beak, some wizzenberries, a mesh hat with a tractor on it, and some TinkerToys TM)
Follow Instructions for Plan 1a
(You build a wizzenberry dispensing robot named Orlando)

McNevin · Post by **McNevin** » Tue May 09, 2006 1:56 pm

McNevin chuckles.

McNevin then walks over to orlando, and shakes his hand. Orlando hands McNevin a glass of Wizzenberry Juice, which McNevin quickly drinks down.

(Time Passes)

R3C · Post by **R3C** » Tue May 09, 2006 2:06 pm

Cast 'king dead
(Orlando falls into a pile of his component parts.)
"That was for badmouthing SpiderMonkey around the set."
Take mesh hat with tractor on it.
(You store the hat for later use.)
Eat Wizzenberries.
(Time passes.) [is work over yet?]

McNevin · Post by **McNevin** » Tue May 09, 2006 2:32 pm

McNevin searches his pouch for rusty metal, but finds none.

He then fumbles around looking for a decent shuba.

McNevin wonders if J3RK has a spare one?

R3C · Post by **R3C** » Tue May 09, 2006 2:38 pm

Give shuba.
Give rusty metal.
(you are getting low on rusty metal)

McNevin · Post by **McNevin** » Tue May 09, 2006 2:51 pm

McNevin makes some speed holes in his shuba with the rusty metal.

McNevin puts on the shuba, and returns the rusty metal to J3RK.

McNevin then begins to run around blindly, testing the modded shuba.

spidermonkey · Post by **spidermonkey** » Tue May 09, 2006 2:51 pm

talk to meeps.

(we are happy meeps)

ask about rusty metal.

(the meeps don't want to give you rusty metal.[it can cause an infection.])

fight.

(you'll fight alright.)

McNevin · Post by **McNevin** » Tue May 09, 2006 2:52 pm

McNevin chuckles again.

spidermonkey · Post by **spidermonkey** » Tue May 09, 2006 2:57 pm

Pense Mcnevin.

(amusement)

McNevin · Post by **McNevin** » Tue May 09, 2006 3:06 pm

McNevin crawls into his nid, and sips on some wizzenberry juice.

(time passes)

R3C · Post by **R3C** » Wed May 10, 2006 10:55 am

Cut McNevin's shuba lines with rusty metal.
(you cut the lines)
Tell McNevin to test the shuba on Grand Grund.
(McNevin climbs Grand Grund)
(There is a monkey on the end of a limb.)
McNevin: Pense Monkey
(concern)
McNevin: Jump from limb.
McNevin: Use Shuba.
(your shuba lines have been cut)
(McNevin falls to the ground under grand grund with a thud)
(J3RK walks over and says "Nice joke eh McNevin? Eh? McNevin? Noooooooo!!!!!! McNevin!!!!!!!!!)
Use revive potion.
(McNevin is revived)
Give wizzenberries.
(McNevin eats the wizzenberries and forgets the shuba joke)
Give shuba.
(You give McNevin a brand-new shuba)
(Time passes)

McNevin · Post by **McNevin** » Wed May 10, 2006 12:33 pm

>enter
you enter the small brick building.

>get all
you pick up a dusty book, a brass lantern, some tasty food, and a set of keys.

>exit
you return from the building.

>eat tasty food
you are full

>read dusty book

The art of wizzenberry cultivation:

Chapter 1:

R3C · Post by **R3C** » Wed May 10, 2006 12:51 pm

Eat tasty wheat.
Ask McNevin if he has every eaten tasty wheat.

McNevin · Post by **McNevin** » Wed May 10, 2006 2:10 pm

McNevin says, how does the commodore 64 know what tasty wheat tastes like.

R3C · Post by **R3C** » Wed May 10, 2006 2:21 pm

McNevin: Maybe the 6510 got it wrong. Maybe what I think tastes like Tasty Wheat, actually tastes like chicken.

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Admiral McNevin approahes...

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No huh? ridiculous...so...