teh standard, teh drunken, teh drunken standard!

spidermonkey · Post by **spidermonkey** » Thu Sep 01, 2005 12:57 pm

This is the most positive response that a Drunken 12icks0r thread has ever generated.

Post by **enderzero** » Thu Sep 01, 2005 12:58 pm

I was thinking the same thing.

R3C · Post by **R3C** » Thu Sep 01, 2005 2:28 pm

Vive le Rixlor!

Goemon · Post by **Goemon** » Thu Sep 01, 2005 3:23 pm

Megatron · Post by **Megatron** » Fri Sep 02, 2005 11:11 am

N3ur0n0saurusl2exs0r!!! · Sun Sep 04, 2005 1:02 am

Yes I would deem this thread preternatural...hmmm...perhaps I should get things back on track and get back to teh standard publicly journalizing important life events of said l2icks0r! while inebriated no less...

Ok...where to start...hmm...well...I had a most interesting day in downtown Seattle today where the metro/homo sexuals abound. I had difficulty in determining which metrosexuals were homosexuals as my gaydar was not fully functional - but I gave it my best none the less...

The more time I spent downtown the more I started to realize that I am actually totally out of touch with standard society. I don't watch TV. I don't read the newspaper or any online periodicals. I don't leave my apartment to go work in a professional place of business where I could get the chance to engage with standard office soceity. I spend most of my time either in my apt. or at the gym - which today I realized that the people I hang with at the gym aren't like normal people. I realized this today while all the time while walking around downtown I was looking at people and noticing that I looked a lot different than 99% of all the guys I saw. I started to feel a little self conscious when it seemed like people were looking at me, mostly homo/metrosexualized guys, as I was strolling down said boulevard girl in hand. I thought nothing of it really but was amazed at how underdeveloped most guys appeared to look to my eyes - it simply wasn't what I was used to. Also, it appeared that the standard male fashion of the day was the mating of tight low-rise geans accompanied by a long sleeve button down shirt which was mostly white with some vertical stripes - the more similar to fruit stripe gum the better(?).

OMG a deformed gummi life savar WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ok...whatever...back to ye olde story - so there wasn't really too much of a point to be downtown on this day but since we(me w/girl) were there might as well take advantage of the number of all the overpriced clothing stores around. Mario's was extremely overpriced where most button down shirts were $225+ So finally we ended up at the Nordstrom Rack and found a shirt for $30 (reg. $89.99) which was quite to my liking - oh see I am gonig to Pittsburg for Kelly's sisters wedding and for some reason Kelly wants to see me in a button down shirt...whatever I like them as long as they aren't too conservative but I eneded up with a reasonably conservative shirt albeit soft fabric so is ok I suppose...I'm all about the feel of the fabric....ok so what was the point of this...oh yeah...previously on the downtown travels of the l2icks0r! we had wandered into Banana Republic looking for said dressy button down shirtz0r where upon I couldn't fit into any of the largest shirts they had there because they were too tight around the neck. The sales girl told us that we should try other department stores where they stocked "extended" sizes... I felt kind of weird after this since it was like they were literally telling me that nothing in the store was going to fit me so I should go elsewhere...ok...enter several other clothing stores there afterwards...Kenneth Cole(hypermetrosexual), Macys, blah, fricken, blah...too overpriced...finally end up at Nordstrom's Rack...ok so continuing...man this is just ridiculous - this recount is too drawn out...

Back in the GPG days my t-shirt size was medium...now today shopping around I couldn't find XLs that fit...so just out of curiosity I try XXL...and it fit...wonderfully. It was then that I realized that I have somehow turned into a meathead/neck...my entire dressy wardrobe is too small...couple grand of clothing that I cannot wear...and I'm only going to get bigger...why the hell is my neck so big...I don't exercise it...I felt like an outcast today because I realized that I literally don't fit into standard soceity anymore both literally and physically...I'm a meat-head...ok...time to go cry myself to sleep...

Post by **enderzero** » Sun Sep 04, 2005 4:51 am

I took until today to realize you have a massively deformed neck? We have been telling you that for over a year now! Your neck was normal sized back when we were riding bikes only two summers ago. Since then it has grown to bigger than my thigh. But hey... whatever floats your boat. Meathead.

Billybobjobecky · Post by **Billybobjobecky** » Mon Sep 05, 2005 12:21 pm

so much for keeping out of trouble while you are M.I.A....

def. almost got arrested last night with 30+ freshmen (all of whom we invited up to the random DP house), and one of them was on parole and had brought a 15 yr old.

Becca made said 15 yr old do a keg stand.

yay for corrupting the next generation!

R3C · Post by **R3C** » Tue Sep 06, 2005 8:43 am

Let's see, huge neck, no clothes, huge loss in range of movement, instant flab when upkeep is not maintained, sore and possibly damaged tissue, etc. Sounds like a losing strategy to me.

Bill Drayton Jr. · Post by **Bill Drayton Jr.** » Wed Sep 07, 2005 11:19 am

Range of motion is a semi-issue for me...I decided that there are more interesting things than Yoga to improve range of motion. A martial art would be cool but I didn't really feel like kicking or punching so Aikido sounds like it might be interesting to try out...

If one stops maintaining their musculature the muscle cells just shrink - they can't just spontaneously turn into another cell type.

BTW, I'm at 98% of where I was strength-wise before I hurt my back those two times...

R3C · Post by **R3C** » Wed Sep 07, 2005 1:10 pm

l2icks0r! wrote: If one stops maintaining their musculature the muscle cells just shrink - they can't just spontaneously turn into another cell type.

That's not what I'm talking about. Just stop working out for the next 3-6 months. You'll be sagging all over the place. What I'd refer to as "flab" not necessarily fat cells. Having extra hangy skin and soft tissue where your muscles used to be. You'll never look the same as before you started working out if you stopped. (well without surgery at least) You're expanding more than just your muscles by getting that big.

Bill Drayton Jr. · Post by **Bill Drayton Jr.** » Wed Sep 07, 2005 1:40 pm

I'd have to have visible stretch marks before something like that would happen.

N3ur0n0saurusl2exs0r!!! · Mon Sep 12, 2005 12:00 am

l2icks0r! you must know that the more muscle tissue you have the higher the metabolism is so if you decrease the amount of muscle mass you have you will be decreasing your basal metabolic rate thus the more muscle you lose the more fat you can gain...unless you decrease your food intake along with the decrease in muscle mass then you'll just shrink. Stretch marks will only occur if you are grossly freakishly overdeveloped...

Goemon · Post by **Goemon** » Mon Sep 12, 2005 2:55 pm

R3C · Post by **R3C** » Mon Sep 12, 2005 3:13 pm

You're overdeveloped now, (though you are still within the boundaries of reason,) if you progress any further, you'll be freakishly overdeveloped.

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