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Cod Liver Oil...

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I was given some cod liver oil. Great peach taste!

I haven't tried it yet...anybody want it? I can mail it to you or something - I hear it's pretty good.

It will give you nice healthy skin and coat...
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EEEEEEeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwww!!!!
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Great peach taste!
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NNNNNNNooooooooooooooooooooo!!!
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How do I know that it came from 100% pure cod livers?
What if they're mixing in mackerel livers or halibut kidneys?
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Post by N3ur0n0saurusl2exs0r!!! »

Well...it doesn't really matter any longer...I could not resist - I had to taste the oil of teh livar of teh cod...

And all I have to say is: PEACH FLAVOR MY ARSE!!!!

Oh man...it was incredibly disgusting...I had to spit it out - screw the healthy skin and coat!!!! It was bad...and now I smell like the stank of fish livar...ick ick ick....I would advise all monkeys to not ingest teh oil of teh livar of teh cod under any circumstance...

SPIT IT OUT!!!
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Didn't I just say EEEEEEEeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwww!!!!! or something similar?
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Granted, I couldn't say that from personal experience. If you think about extracting oil from fish-guts though, and then eating it, you might come to that conclusion. The fact that they tried to make it taste like peaches is even more ridiculous.
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Cant you get it in a capsule or something?
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Probably.

***Prolonged use may result in the growing of scales.***
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Post by Bill Drayton Jr. »

I didn't actually buy it - it was given to me when I made a purchase of some nice healthy herbs to help to get to sleep. Then they gave me this little gift bag with eye drops, some fizzy energy drink mix, melatonin, green tea, and "peach flavored" cod livar oil...About 1.25% of the taste was peach the rest was fish gut flavor...
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Lovely stuff. I bet you're glad you tried it. It's going to be a staple in your house now isn't it? :D MMMMMMMMMMMM cod-gut-surprise!! Now with weiner scent?
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There is NO WEINER SCENT!!
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Post by Bill Drayton Jr. »

Ok...I could say something...but it would be too sick! so maybe i'll spin some rhymes in the style of Dr. Suess

Cod Livar Oil

I would not eat cod livar oil in my house
I would not eat cod livar oil with a mouse!

Could you? would you like it with a goat?
Could you? would you like it running down your throat????
Could you? would you like it in the rain?
Could you? would you like it on a train?

Not with a goat. Not down my throat.
Not in the rain. Not on a train.
Not with a mouse. Not in a house.
Oh, no!

Not in a box. Not with a fox.
Not in a tree. You let me be!
I do not like cod livar oil!
I do not like it, l2icks0r-I-toil!
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Would you eat it with a Giraffe?
Would you eat it on a raft?

On the road?
With a toad?

During combat?
With a Wombat?

You do not like it so you say...
Try it and you may, I say...
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Post by Bill Drayton Jr. »

yeah! except...no, I already tried it...
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Post by R3C »

Drink the liver in the river.

Combine with exercise: Goat on boat.
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Post by Bill Drayton Jr. »

man...my bathroom sink still has teh cod livar stink - from yesterday when I spat it out...
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Post by Bill Drayton Jr. »

damn cod livars...and their oilz...
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They can just go to hell, and they can just stay there!
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