Greg Valentino - will he ever win?

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Greg Valentino - will he ever win?

Post by N3ur0n0saurusl2exs0r!!! »

Oh Greggy...your big arms aren't fooling me! Nancy boy!

Ok...so seriously what the fuck...I mean - holy crap...what is wrong with this guys brain? Why would you do something like this to yourself?

Full gallery of Ms. Nancy available here:

http://www.greggvalentino.net/index.cfm ... ectionID=4

l2icks0r!'s choice based on shock value:

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Look at this...55lb dumbell curls - wow...uh...wait...I curl 50lbs...and I don't take bicep training seriously...What a POOOOSIE!!!

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Oh what is this? a whopping 105lbs? Huh...when I would do barbell curls I would use this weight...he's as strong as an l2icks0r! Except he needs and extra 11" around his arms! POOOOOOOOSIE!!!!

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Wow...now he is curling155lbs I am pretty sure...you go Nancy!

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What beautiful symetry he has!!! Except...his right bicep is flat and his left is round...nice...


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yeah... fuck you too Nancy...you POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSIE!!!!!

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Post by Megatron »

Wow, that guy is a freak of nature...his arms look like giant Payday TM candybars.

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Post by spidermonkey »

his arms hurt my eyes

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Post by McNevin »

Gross!

looks like his body is a boil that needs to be lanced.
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McNevin wrote:Gross!

looks like his body is a boil that needs to be lanced.
My sentiments exactly.

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Post by Bill Drayton Jr. »

Who ever thought someone could their make biceps or triceps look that disgusting...

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Ummm...

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I don't think he can bend his arm more than 90 degrees...

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Post by Bill Drayton Jr. »

I found out how this guy does it...it seems even more stupid now than ever...there is this stuff called synthol that he injects into his arms to literally pump them up...that seems really dumb...and yes he would definitely be a nancy boy for sure....

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And no, the answer to teh subject is no.

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I'd love to punch him right in the bicep. It would probably explode, leaking toxic fluids though, so I'd have to wear a haz-mat suit.

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Post by Bill Drayton Jr. »

ewe...I didn't think about that - yeah...it would leak synthol! haha

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Post by Bill Drayton Jr. »

Oh here is an article about it featuring our favorite synthol user Greg Valentino!

http://www.bodybuilding.com/fun/ronharris8.htm


hehe

"In the end, though, you can't fool Mother Nature. She's one smart bitch." - Ron Harris

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