FUCKING ONLINE DATING BITCHES!!!!!!

[N3ur0n0saurusl2exs0r!!!]

What the fuck is this shit!!!!!!!!!!! I'll kill her if I ever meet her in real life!!!!!

sad....oh well...maybe I was an ass or something...maybe I don't know how the world works....judge for yourself:


SablesInHand: thanks for stopping by, rick...
sorry i missed you
some other musclehead's window was on top of yours so i didn't notice you until just now
ooooooooooops!
l2icks0r: how are you?
l2icks0r: crap I might be a musclehead
SablesInHand: about the same...
l2icks0r: hehe
l2icks0r: so I sent you a message a while back - do you remember me?
l2icks0r: you still there?
SablesInHand: remember you specifically? uhh, not really
SablesInHand: got a lot of messages
SablesInHand: i can sift through 'em though
l2icks0r: Oh...I was just saying that because I sent you a message a while back
SablesInHand: some guys say, "duh, wanna date?"
l2icks0r: guess I didn't make that much of an impression. =(
l2icks0r: yeah...well what are you supposed to say?
l2icks0r: I just like to talk a lot
SablesInHand: other's (who used to do lights for punk bands in the '80's and don't have any brain cells left)
l2icks0r: I have lots of brain cells!
SablesInHand: write me spontaneous love poems
l2icks0r: hehe
SablesInHand: hilarious
l2icks0r: That can be nice
l2icks0r: poems are cool
SablesInHand: in a braindead sorta way
l2icks0r: so what are you doing online on a Saturday night?
SablesInHand: waiting for paint to dry
SablesInHand: oh, and i'm a losergirl of course
SablesInHand: online during dork hours
l2icks0r: yeah....I was watching water boil earlier...have you tried that? it is pretty fun...
SablesInHand: take your word for it...
l2icks0r:
l2icks0r: you can watch grass grow too.... boiling water is more dynamic though
SablesInHand: so i've heard
l2icks0r: so where in Seattle do you live?>
SablesInHand: rather watch swallows dart around when i have time to waste
l2icks0r: I used to live in the University District
SablesInHand: you want the exact address and phone number?
l2icks0r: Near Green Lake
l2icks0r: haha
l2icks0r: phone number?
l2icks0r: you could have mine
l2icks0r: 425-766-7444
l2icks0r: heeh
l2icks0r: er
l2icks0r: hehe
SablesInHand: thanks, probably won't call though...
l2icks0r: I am actually a very nice guy
l2icks0r: ok
l2icks0r: no problem
l2icks0r: I am cool though....
l2icks0r: guarantee you would like me
SablesInHand: gee -- 647th nice guy this week...
l2icks0r: I'm exceptional
l2icks0r: exeptional
l2icks0r: crap spelled it right the first time
SablesInHand: 343rd exceptional guy this month
l2icks0r: you have nice pictures though - what do you expect
l2icks0r: this thing is totally set up to cater to women
l2icks0r: if you are an attractive female then you are going to get a ton of guys responding to you
l2icks0r: just the way it works
SablesInHand: we are the prey items after all
l2icks0r: I'm getting tired of being the hunter honestly
l2icks0r: I wish it was the other way around...
SablesInHand: yes, and each one more or less the same -- "nice guy, exceptional, genius, etc..."
l2icks0r: like women initiating chat with me
l2icks0r: with a great body?
l2icks0r: maybe you forgot that
l2icks0r: hehe
SablesInHand: try being a woman for a while
l2icks0r: I powerlift
l2icks0r: hopefully going to break a record March 19th for the deadlift...big deal...hehe
SablesInHand: just like the other musclehead i told you about
SablesInHand: he's a photographer
SablesInHand: so that sorta compensates, so he says...
l2icks0r: Yeah...I don't like to talk about weightlifting right off...people get the wrong idea - like you are trying to show off or something.
l2icks0r: yeah I am a uncomon mix - most software engineers are not into powerlifting/exercise
l2icks0r: I feel like I am wasting your time
l2icks0r: like I am bothering you
l2icks0r: maybe you are just too jaded?
l2icks0r: I am a nice person.
SablesInHand: you're the one who's extraordinary
l2icks0r: exceptional
l2icks0r: hehe
SablesInHand: knock yourself out
SablesInHand: hehe
SablesInHand: let's see exceptional
l2icks0r: hmm....
SablesInHand: so far your footprints have landed in all the others
l2icks0r: this isn't really going that great
SablesInHand: that doesn't make you an exception
l2icks0r: I don't care about the others
l2icks0r: they don't matter
SablesInHand: sure -- but look at it from my point of view
l2icks0r: I'm just trying to talk
l2icks0r: that's it
SablesInHand: some stranger is typing at me and saying all the same things everyone else does
l2icks0r: just trying to initiate making your acquittance.
SablesInHand: he wants me to call his phone number
SablesInHand: because he's "exceptional"
l2icks0r: well you can do nothing if you wish
l2icks0r: and nothing will hapen
l2icks0r: but you signed onto this sight
l2icks0r: er site I mean
SablesInHand: which leaves me no further behind than i was
SablesInHand: you see?
l2icks0r: gotta take risks some times though you know?
SablesInHand: sure, small risks for big rewards
l2icks0r: no
l2icks0r: doesn't work that way
SablesInHand: calling you? big risk
SablesInHand: reward?
l2icks0r: bigger risk = bigger reward
l2icks0r: small risk = small reward
SablesInHand: so far the reward remains obscure
l2icks0r: calling me = fun
l2icks0r: no risk
l2icks0r: who cares
SablesInHand: you're not an INTJ are you?
l2icks0r: what do you want me to do?
SablesInHand: exactly!
SablesInHand: now we're getting someplace!
SablesInHand: who cares?
SablesInHand: exactly my point
l2icks0r: I thought I would be nice and initate some kind of conversation
SablesInHand: who cares?
SablesInHand: sure -- go ahead
l2icks0r: what is an INTJ?
SablesInHand: but stop pumping me with personal questions
l2icks0r: did I?
l2icks0r: I didn't think I was.
SablesInHand: and proffering phone numbers and getting pissy when i'm not going to call
SablesInHand: this is "very nice guy?
SablesInHand: "
l2icks0r: Honestly
l2icks0r: I think you are not being very nice to me now
SablesInHand: you cannot argue me into liking you, y'know?
l2icks0r: you don't want to talk to me
l2icks0r: OMG this is so ridiculous
l2icks0r: I took the risk
l2icks0r: not you
l2icks0r: and you are being pissy with me
SablesInHand: i will talk to the unconventional
SablesInHand: anytime
l2icks0r: review what text I sent you and you will see
SablesInHand: regular "how about you call me?" guys?
l2icks0r: I've been totally cordial
SablesInHand: not interested...
l2icks0r: whatever man...what are we doing right now
l2icks0r: ?
l2icks0r: tlaking
l2icks0r: easier to talk on the phone than type for most people
l2icks0r: you seem to be able to type reasonably well though
l2icks0r: some people it is not so easy for them to converse quickly while typing
SablesInHand: yes, dingdong, but stalkers (and I've had a few) find addresses from *69ing the phone call
l2icks0r: You are making this really hard
l2icks0r: I just thought you would be a cool person to talk to is that so bad?
l2icks0r: or hard to understand?
SablesInHand: so talk
SablesInHand: in text
SablesInHand: here
l2icks0r: I was trying to
SablesInHand: now
SablesInHand: can you handle it?
SablesInHand: if not, good night and thanks for stopping by
l2icks0r: but having to defend myself more than I have ever had to before in any online situation I have ever been in.
SablesInHand: yes
l2icks0r: you are unbeleivable
SablesInHand: that's what makes ME exceptional
l2icks0r: how do you get to be like you?
SablesInHand: like i said -- visionary
l2icks0r: jaded
l2icks0r: bitter
l2icks0r: sad
SablesInHand: long life
l2icks0r: sorry
SablesInHand: sad?
SablesInHand: hardly
SablesInHand: more like disinterested
SablesInHand: in the ordinary
l2icks0r: incorrect
l2icks0r: if you were disinterested you would not be signing onto these things
l2icks0r: you can't play that card with me .... sorry
l2icks0r: well this has at least been an interesting conversation to say the least
SablesInHand: in the slimest of hopes some fully-functional guy with a sense of wit will show up and recognize me
l2icks0r: good luck
l2icks0r: I might be jaded now
SablesInHand: thanks
l2icks0r: I don't see how that is going to happen with the way that you have been conversing with me.
SablesInHand: rick
l2icks0r: sorry
SablesInHand: you COULD have tried a bunch of things with me, no?
SablesInHand: but -- "so, uhh, duh, where do you live?"
l2icks0r: that's just innocent conversation
l2icks0r: I didn't know where to start
SablesInHand: and -- "so, uhh, duh, here's my phone number -- call me! better than chatting!"
SablesInHand: how does not knowing where to start make you exceptional?
l2icks0r: but I see you want a line of questioning that has a bit more substance than the usual everyday droll eh?
SablesInHand: guts and guile and verve
SablesInHand: is what i'm looking for
SablesInHand: got those things?
SablesInHand: why even a "line of questioning?"
SablesInHand: why not make some assumptions and roll with that?
l2icks0r: well to really know someone who has any of that you cannot find that out in a chat session - you should know that
SablesInHand: that soooooooooooooo very difficult?
SablesInHand: you'd be surprised
l2icks0r: I have guts
SablesInHand: i already know you get defensive easily
SablesInHand: and can be flustered too
l2icks0r: but you would take it the wrong way if I used it in the context of a chat room
SablesInHand: no?
l2icks0r: sorry - never had this type of experience with ANYONE I have ever chatted with....
l2icks0r: is all new to me
l2icks0r: usuallay
SablesInHand: here -- give ya a hint
l2icks0r: real people are a little(much) nicer than you
l2icks0r: ok
SablesInHand: why not try this --
l2icks0r: hint awaya
l2icks0r: ok
SablesInHand: "Lara, what do you think of Matisse? He one of your favorites?"
SablesInHand: I'm an artist right?
l2icks0r: ok
l2icks0r: I don't know Matisse
SablesInHand: seems like I should know art and other artists
l2icks0r: just the super famous
SablesInHand: then ask about Kinkade and say what an asshole that guy is instead
l2icks0r: sorry
l2icks0r: only familiar with the masters
l2icks0r: Leonardo da Vinci
SablesInHand: why start with , "eh, babe, i'm a power lifter so real strong and here's my phone number so call me?"
l2icks0r: Michelangelo
l2icks0r: Raphael
l2icks0r: Correggio
l2icks0r: Botticelli
l2icks0r: etc...
l2icks0r: common ones that everyone knows about
l2icks0r: it's what I am
l2icks0r: surprise surprise
SablesInHand: ecclesiatical dribble if ya asks me...
l2icks0r: it's who I am
l2icks0r: that's not dribble
SablesInHand: anyway, as an illustration
SablesInHand: of what you might try
SablesInHand: with me
l2icks0r: I might try not bringing it up
l2icks0r: which I do
SablesInHand: but, you've worn me out
l2icks0r: same here
l2icks0r: I don't understand you
l2icks0r: wish I did
SablesInHand: and my paint's dry enough to go after
SablesInHand: bye
l2icks0r: fuck off
l2icks0r: you deserve much worse
l2icks0r: you are a sad old woman...I pity you dearly....
l2icks0r: heh...is probably just a game with you though...good luck you ole spinster you!

[R3C]

HEEE.... "I'm on a dating site, but I don't want a date." "Perhaps I'll just insult people that might think I want a date." "Maybe I'll have him write a 2000 word dissertation on why he's not like anyone else, and then tell him my paint is dry." "That'll be fun."

[enderzero]

That was pitiful Rick. I was ready to hang up on you before she was. You gotta work it. There were plenty of opportunities to lay the smack down and tell her you'd be happy to ma-tease her little hiney.

You looked up painters on google didn't you?

[Megatron]

Yikes. Sounds like she should actually try meeting people IRL rather than hiding behind her "smarter/greater/more wanted than all" interweb BS attitude. You don't want that anyways Rick. You need a girl with a laid back and good attitude about life.

[Bill Drayton Jr.]

Yeah was ridiculous...I was actually annoyed early on but was amazed at how she was... I can sort of understand where she is coming from but at the same time she could have been nicer...maybe it was just a game? I dunno anyway...

I was BSing about knowing about the masters and the only reason I was able to say anything on the fly was because I had actually read a book recently that was talking about arts and culture that gave a quick overview of those artists along with a few others...

As far as giving her my phone number - when I have done it before I actually get called so I didn't see that as being that big of a deal and where is the risk in calling someone? I mean the whole point of the service was to function as a mechanism for meeting someone so...whatever...I ended up talking on the phone to someone else later that night anyway and I emailed the chat session to her and it was pretty entertaining...