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Cocaine's a hell of a drug

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s.Mo - Well its good you have your priorities straight. How is teh slot project going?

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It's nearly finished. I will wash my hands of it monday... And then I'll probably have to fix a few things later in the week...
And then I probably have to work on four more of those projects per year...
But all is not so bad. I'll be working on a fun thing for a little while which will be enjoyable by all upon completion....

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I look forward to fun for all.

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Jeff's version of the monkeylair.

Last 3 on right are my siblings (Kim, Jeff, Jeannine)
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...tumbleweeds. How you doin Kev?

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So... chomp chomp chomp chomp... how's it goin' kev??? chomp chomp chomp chomp... Wanna play Sonic 2??? Chomp chomp chomp chomp...

:D :D :D

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wanta fanta dont you wanta

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EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Tom Selleck pizza and Fanta

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and four people...

I know I never told you select few what I'm about to tell you...

but those two slices were never enough. I was always still hungry and I was always hoping somebody wasn't hungry enough to only eat one of their two slices so that I could have three slices, which would have been better than two, but probably still not enough. But DYAM...were those two slices tasty!

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All fun and no work takes sacrifices...
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Or very wealthy ancestors. :D Wouldn't that be splendid. All fun, no work, no sacrifices. That would make me something something. :crazy:

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All fun, no work, no sacrifices. That would make me very happy!
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that would make you ryland

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And if you were Ryland, you could have the whole Tom Selleck pizza to yourself.
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Trying to get to the next page?
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What did the bartender say to the horse when it entered the bar?

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Bet youcant do this...


L A  T   E    R     !            !
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you very well shouldn't...

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say that word...

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US Agents raid p2p homes
Posted by Tom Graham on 26 Aug 2004 - 12:46 CET | 54 Comments

US Attorney General John Ashcroft reported that US agents had raided the homes of 5 people suspected of illegally trading copyrighted material. Agents raided homes in Texas, Wisconsin and New York, and seized computers involved.

Ashcroft, viewed by many as a hard-line Attorney General, remarked that "P2P does not stand for 'permission to pilfer'". He also commented that the he believed that the DoJ shouldn't turn a blind eye whilst piracy on such a large scale was taking place.

The targets of the raids were users of popular file sharing program, Direct Connect. The 5 people were acting as hubs; hubs are the Kazaa equivalent of "super-nodes" - users sharing massive quantities of files. Ashcroft said that each of the 5 hubs had 40 petabytes of data in them (ed - this figure seems massively in-correct - and would more likely be 40 gigabytes - perhaps terabytes. The DC website claims to have only just reached 1 petabyte of data network-wide.).

The DoJ hopes to reduce the spread of illegal piracy by taking down these main hubs of copyrighted material distribution. Asides from a physical effect, these raids haev a large psychological effect on the p2p community, as the RIAA and the MPAA have learned to their advantage. Record labels and associations have initiated about 4000 lawsuits over the last 2 years, most of them being settled out of court for $5000
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A group operating a BitTorrent tracker in Sweden got a takedown notice from Dreamworks, citing US law. Their response is priceless:

As you may or may not be aware, Sweden is not a state in the United States of America. Sweden is a country in northern Europe. Unless you figured it out by now, US law does not apply here. For your information, no Swedish law is being violated.

Please be assured that any further contact with us, regardless of medium, will result in
a) a suit being filed for harassment
b) a formal complaint lodged with the bar of your legal counsel, for sending frivolous legal threats.

It is the opinion of us and our lawyers that you are fucking morons, and that you should please go sodomize yourself with retractable batons.

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A man opened fire in a crowded restaurant...

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There's no retard in team!

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444 -> 445

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Fighting broke out along the Israeli-Syrian border....

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Ahh G.I. Joe PSA, now i get it!
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Ahh yes, my documentary...

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So as long as you don't run a backbone 40PB (PB? is that corect abbreviation for Petabytes?) P2P hub you should be fine, right?

In other words, beeeph is screwed.

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