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Moderator: enderzero
OK bastards!!!
I always know that there are tons of lurkers when I set up a poll, and several people vote, but nobody posts in the frickin' lair. What the hell is up with you lazy smoke birding bastards? 
I need Monkified entertainment. Oh, I know what's wrong. It's that keyboard isn't it. Too many buttons? I know the mouse is easier, but you can say so much more by typing on the keys. There is one for every letter in the alphabet, and by combining the single numbers on the keyboard, you can make any number you can imagine. (Unless it's so long that 3nder runs out of webspace.) There's also a healthy selection of punctuation at your disposal. It's really quite easy once you get the hang of it.
I need Monkified entertainment. Oh, I know what's wrong. It's that keyboard isn't it. Too many buttons? I know the mouse is easier, but you can say so much more by typing on the keys. There is one for every letter in the alphabet, and by combining the single numbers on the keyboard, you can make any number you can imagine. (Unless it's so long that 3nder runs out of webspace.) There's also a healthy selection of punctuation at your disposal. It's really quite easy once you get the hang of it.
