Sigma Team alert!

[mistasparkle*]

Below is indisputable evidence of Sigma Team's ongoing research to produce their own l)runken Sigma Team Unit. |2icksor beware.

[Bill Drayton Jr.]

why didn't I realize this before? I have seen them everywhere I've been lately!!! And I have seen them conspiring with rabbits, crows, and other small birds...all in plain sight and during the day if you can belive it!!!! I thought it was a little odd that there were 2 black rabbits, 2 squirrels, 1 crow, and one small bird all within 20 feet from me....just watching me ride my bike - I bet they were going to try to make me crash those little bastards!!!! I'll kill them all eventually...

[Beeeph]

we now have photos confirming human support in training the new l)runken Sigma Team Unit


and judging by the socks with reef sandals in the background, our own Admiral McNevin is also involved.

[Bill Drayton Jr.]

I'm willing to bet this is the aftermath of recent training done by the new l)runken team...humans don't drink this close together - it had to be the sigma team...astonishing...there must have been thousands of the little furry bastards gathering together here to train...astonishing...


Also don't think for a minute that rabbits are not involved!!! I'm telling you there were a couple coming after me...I didn't know how close I came to the end - just look at what happend to this wolf when it thought it could take on a seemingly helpless looking white rabbit!


So look out for any nefariously suspsicious looking squirrels, rabbits, and innocent looking small birds, and crows...they are uniting...the end is near! repent!!!!

[enderzero]

I noticed a crow staring at me strangely today.



(kinda like this but more like a bird)

[satori]

Those were the mutha fuckas who stole my harvest!! Bastards were eatin all my outdoor shit in Hiroshima. Hope they enjoyed my kindbud

[McNevin]

[enderzero]

By GOD!! They do!!



Here is "Alien Shooter."



And here is "Crazy Lunch."


Wow those must suck!

They are just taunting our inability to ever create d0nkey.

[spidermonkey]

Get those monsters away from my lunch!!!!

[mistasparkle*]

New evidence has surfaced revealing that Sigma Team has lost control of their |)runken Sigma Team Unit research subject who quickly succumbed to teh |)runken powar and subsequently entered a downward spiral towards an unfortunate end.



A little bird sez... Sigma Team Unit Reasearch intends on harnessing teh |)runken powar, and is going back to the drawing board.

[Bill Drayton Jr.]

looks like the infiltrated my establishment only to foil my attempts at getting drunken tonight...they are quite amazing little bastards I'll give them that much...

[N3ur0n0saurusl2exs0r!!!]

I;ve still bee n seeing the little bastards!!!! They are still after me!!! what teh hell!!!!