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R3C
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by R3C » Tue May 04, 2004 1:30 pm
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McNevin
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by McNevin » Tue May 04, 2004 1:32 pm
In the distance you see the illustrious McNevin...
He has changed his avatar once again
R3C
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by R3C » Tue May 04, 2004 1:46 pm
Attack McNevin with plastic fork
move north
search McNevin
Take money
move south
McNevin
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by McNevin » Tue May 04, 2004 1:56 pm
You search the corpse of mcnevin.
you find...
Haw Flakes!
R3C
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by R3C » Tue May 04, 2004 2:05 pm
drop haw flakes
move east
examine rock
open secret hatch
take rusty metal
move west
move north
use rusty metal on corpse
drop rusty metal
move south
R3C
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by R3C » Tue May 04, 2004 2:09 pm
move north
pour healing potion on corpse
take rusty metal
move south
R3C
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by R3C » Tue May 04, 2004 2:11 pm
invite McNevin
move east
show rusty metal to spidermonkey
invite spidermonkey
give plastic fork
move west
move west
attack Rixler with rusty metal
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by spidermonkey » Tue May 04, 2004 2:14 pm
Trade rusty metal for used trencher beak.
R3C
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by R3C » Tue May 04, 2004 2:15 pm
(you do not have the rusty metal)
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R3C
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by R3C » Tue May 04, 2004 2:17 pm
give rusty metal to spidermonkey
trade hunk of meat for wand of befall
use wand of befall on Rixler's corpse
(The wand cuts swiftly)
take shuba
climb tree
jump
WWWWEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
give shuba to spidermonkey
R3C
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by R3C » Tue May 04, 2004 2:19 pm
Give wizzenberries to McNevin
give wizzenberries to spidermonkey
eat wizzenberries
(Time passes)
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spidermonkey
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by spidermonkey » Tue May 04, 2004 2:20 pm
This forum is like a metaphor for wizzenberries.
R3C
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by R3C » Tue May 04, 2004 2:21 pm
give wizzenberries to snake
(time passes for snake)
take boots of kicking
take stick of hitting
kick rixler's corpse with boots
hit rixler's corpse with stick
take coins
move party east
move party south
move party south
give wizzenberries to Beeeph
(Time passes)
R3C
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by R3C » Tue May 04, 2004 3:22 pm
pense monkey
give trencher beak to monkey
take monkey
put monkey in box
shake box
release ravenous weapon holding monkey
(monkey cuts Beeeph with trencher beak slowly)
(Beeeph cries)
Give more wizzenberries to Beeeph
(Time passes)
spidermonkey
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by spidermonkey » Tue May 04, 2004 3:39 pm
Go west to ocean
Set up tent
Surround tent with makeshift driftwood wall
Eat wizzenberries
(Time passes)
R3C
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by R3C » Tue May 04, 2004 3:50 pm
NOW THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT!!!! Passing time at the ocean with some wizzenberries. If such an even was planned for late summer I could attend. I'll be very very very very busy in early summer.
Anyway, back to the game:
Eat more wizzenberries
Jump on log
Go west
Jump off log
Wipe off sand
Take rusty metal
spidermonkey
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by spidermonkey » Tue May 04, 2004 4:13 pm
Pick up cudgel
walk south
Climb rocks
Use shuba
Walk North
Drink gato-wine
(time passes)
Make monkey flag
R3C
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by R3C » Tue May 04, 2004 4:17 pm
Take cudgel
Throw cudgel
Take sandy contacts
Examine tent
kick 3nder with boots of kicking
smoke cigarette
(You have made 3nder cry)
Give wizzenberries to 3nder
(Time passes)
McNevin
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by McNevin » Tue May 04, 2004 4:24 pm
give wizzenberries to enderzero
enderzero ponders life, time passes
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by spidermonkey » Tue May 04, 2004 4:25 pm
Get tore up
Pass out in hot sun
R3C
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by R3C » Tue May 04, 2004 4:27 pm
(3nder attacks, because he is angry about the burning driftwood and cigarette)
(He lets out a battle cry "We gotta get it under control here guys!")
continue smoking cigarette
work on flag
make wooden utensils
take wooden utensils
take noodles
eat noodles
eat wizzenberries
(Time passes)
R3C
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by R3C » Tue May 04, 2004 4:41 pm
borrow the howitzer
attach reticle
balance howitzer
give howitzer back to beeeph
move east
drink wizzenberry gato-wine
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by Bill Drayton Jr. » Tue May 04, 2004 5:38 pm
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R3C
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by R3C » Tue May 04, 2004 5:49 pm
... it would have, but that was the initialization string to get this game going that we're playing, so it needed to be in proper syntax. Your version does look better.
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by spidermonkey » Fri May 07, 2004 8:01 pm
Drink wizzenberry juice
|2icksor up forum
play Mappy
(you don't have MAME)
Hit nearest object with trencher beak
(the trencher beak cuts slowly)
curse
drink more wizzenberry juice
(time passes)
McNevin
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by McNevin » Sat Jun 12, 2004 6:44 pm
The grue is a sinister, lurking presence in the dark places of the
earth. Its favorite diet is adventurers, but its insatiable
appetite is tempered by its fear of light. No grue has ever been
seen by the light of day, and few have survived its fearsome jaws
to tell the tale.
Zork Online!
McNevin
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by McNevin » Sun Jun 13, 2004 1:24 pm
No it sucks.... its laid out differently than the original. Stupid non-acurate online zork.
Tell it i hate it!