What the hell is this CRAP!?!?!??!

[Bill Drayton Jr.]

I couldn't help myself. I don't know why. I went to the store to buy some beer and fell prey to the domestics under the lure of what I thought was higher alcohol content than my beloved IPA.

And what did I buy???

Old English 800!!!!

One would think that 8-Ball would be 8.00% alcohol right????

Wrong!!! I was robbed!!!! It's only 7.5%!!!

High Alcohol content my friggen ass!!!! I'd just be pissed off after 20 cans of this crap!!!



8-Ball yo! Ahhh yeeeeeah!!!!


OOooooh yeah! Thems some foxy bitches!!!

7.5% alcohol by volume is for bitches!!! Bitches like Martha Stewart Yo!


I've drank 4 of these fricken 12oz things, out of a fricken aluminium can I should mention, and I feel nothing....NOTHING!!!! There is no way this is 8.00% more like 0.800% !!!! This isn't even fricken beer!!! It's something called "Malt Liquor" WTF is that?!?!?! It's CRAP I TELL YOU!!!!!

But Maybe I am cooler now that I drink it YEEEEAAAHhhh!!! Look at this guy! He looks coool right?


ain't nothin but an 8-ball thang yo!


Ooooh Yeah!!!! Maybe I should have got some Private Stock Yo!


Maybe 8-Ball is da shit but it aint Da Schlitz yo!!! Shlitz Malt Liqua!!!! Wooo!


Next time I'll get me somez Shlitz!


Or maybe I should "FEEL THE FURY!!!!!"


Or get me some Perfect 10!!!


Fuck the pussy 40oz yo! how about a 45oz!!! Oh check the ta-tas on Bush's daughter yo!


NO WAIT!!! Why fuck the pussy when you can have an 80oz hot beaver! YEah!!!!


Wooo!!!! and afta all them foaties you knowz you gonna needz you sum:

[enderzero]

Maybe you should switch to Liquor, Rick.

[R3C]

... the official drink of Sarah... For the one person on here who's met her. Just thought you'd be interested to know that. A little OE and some climbing gear equals BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH with no end in sight.

[Bill Drayton Jr.]

Wakka Wakka Wakka Sarah Loves to Talka Talka Talka

and

She keeps going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going...

[R3C]

Yes. Yes she does. Take her mountaineering and the thin air just goes straight to her little talk center in her brain. HEE HEE HEE. Luckily I won't have to deal with that, because I don't plan to mountaineer for a very long time.

[Bill Drayton Jr.]

Now I am going to have to climb by myself and brave the frigid moutain wastelands without anyone to there to help me in case I get into trouble! I might as well switch to free climbing then!

[R3C]

... read your email, then reply...

[Bill Drayton Jr.]

Vintage posting is best...not much has changed....