Is Colt good?

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Is Colt good?

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thier're'arye

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not actually fighitn...there'are dancin!

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That's...

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... how movies work. Do you have any doubt that they could break your arms, legs, head, neck, and smash you into little bits in under 30 seconds?

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I'd kill them both first...

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in less than 10

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Doubt it...

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... but then again, what do I know?

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you know...

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that I have lots of guns!!!

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That doesn't matter...

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... guns are against the rules.

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Plus...

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... you don't have any ammo for them or you'd be shooting all the time. :D

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guns are against the rules!

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if you are a felon!!!

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Well...

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... you would be if you shot Bruce or Chuck. Assuming Bruce was still around, and Chuck wan't too busy selling his fitness aperatus...

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yeah...

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I wouldn't shoot either one of them...I just couldn't do it...

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That's because Jim Kelly would come after you. See the "when it..." thread for more information on Jim Kelly.

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I don't think nearly enough people have seen Return of the Dragon.
They should all make an effort to watch it.
Or pay like Tony Danza.

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Bruce Lee

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would get his ass kicked nowdays...he wasn't a fricken grappler...he would go down...

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I don't think so....
Grappling is nothing new...

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Grappling....

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.... is stupid.

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Return of the Dragon is definitely better than Last Dragon. I'll give it that.

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Yeah...except it's totally not...

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who knows though maybe Bruce knew some jui jitsu...

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Shut up you fool!

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!!!!!

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Hey|)runken J2icksor, or your post-drunken, Dr. Jeckyl counterpart, how does your head feel? I trust there was no permanent damage...

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not that I can tell...

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seemed to have pulled some hair out when I hit but other than that is healing ...

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