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Start the day out right with some monkey pick ti kuan yin.

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    c'oob  //      //__/___
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Jasmine blossom

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Being the only person in the office lowers my work productivity while raising monkey-lair productivity.

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yes and...

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technically I am supposed to be doing some work, programming, right now but I am having a bit of trouble getting motivated to do so...

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I'm moving at a rate of about one frame of animation per three posts.

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your minute shall soon pass!

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Where the fawk are you mr arachnid anthropod! Note the posting frequency on this thread - quite impressive yes! This topic is growing faster than... something.... dunno...uh - faster than I can type? no...especially right now with all this damn tea I'been drinkin...in fact I should have to go get some more...wait...maybe that is where you are at right now? getting more tea? More tea I shall get for me...troubles that is...It hurts when I breathe....

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Drink more tea! It will help your breathing difficulties.
I'm on my third cup of the monkey-pick.
I also drank a pot o' the vietnamese coffee before leaving the residence today.

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Yes....

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I am preparing more tea.... I am about to tea off in tea minus 1 minute... and then I can continue to be unproductive and an incredibly non-alarming rate...This is an amazing topic I have to say...quite a lot of activity going on here....ok Tea Time!

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Ah... counterproductivity.
It's sunny outside...
stuck inside...
unless...

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Ah...

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I thought it was 5-7-5.... that must be a moniku!

8-5-5

or is the Ah... silent?

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I was mostly just going for a visual tapering effect.
but ok:
It's sunny outside
Monkeys stuck in the office
Drink monkey-pick tea

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I will get the last post!

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and to celebrate that - plus the tea...and the spring sun I write teh moniku in standard 5-7-5 format

vernal equinox
the sun shows it's plasmic rage
hot jasmine blossom

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No more jasmine tea
Monkey-pick is much better
Monkeys drink more tea

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moniku to the monkey - ode style

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monkey is in tree
monkey pick some tea for me
hot tea good for thee
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monku in form of tanka

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Must drink more tea now
I've run out of monkey-pick
What else can I drink
I have some nice kuki cha
Perhaps I'll drink it instead

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hey monkey pick man
writing as fast as you can
drink it to your health

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Your moniku style is strong - I will steal your style!

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I have lots of tea
bags of tea not good for me
so I drink them naught
wine is better than hot tea
come drink wine with me

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Too much monkey-pick
consumed without eating food
makes me feel sick now

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thats why you should drink
wine instead of tea now see?
it's easier...yes!

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Ah that monkey wine
it costs but four ninety-nine
drink some it tastes fine

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monkey wine tastes good
for all monkeys it's a must
monkey wine we trust

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There's no wine in here
I would like to go get some
But there's work to do

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oh yeah...work

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this is restrictive
too restrictive, use this style:
n - n - n...

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pretty good though...

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we succeeded in entertaing our monkillects for over an hour though - so that's good...it's a giant success overall....for this post...on this day...

Hmm...I really don't feel like working yet...it hurts to breate anyway....I think I am going to stop doing that now....breathing that is...besides my heart feels like it is nearly about to go critical...and explode...yes...which reminds me...could explode brain...

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yo voy a comer
comida mexicana
yo tengo hambre

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Exploding heart and brain disorder?
Combined with broken lungs?

"There's a horse in the hospital!"

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German!

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Could you even have a Germaniku? their words are sooooo ridiculously long...

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maybe with a few trips to babelfish...

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yeah...and

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some of the extensor tendons in my right foot are sprained/strained from that damn race I ran so I am limping as well...but the good news is my collar bone doesn't hurt anymore!!!!!!!!1 IT TOOK MONTHS!! FOr that too happen...but I have been in continual pain since August 14th, 2003.... some day I will have a day without pain - and I would beware of me then - I will be full-on-l2icks0r!

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