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Bill Drayton Jr.
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I still sober!

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It's been close to 5 weeks now! Woo!!!!

It's all part of the l2icks0r! get healthy super quick diet/exercise plan too recover from fractured bones and pain killar/alochol abuse!!!!

It's a damn system! I could sell it!!!! It makes loosing weight easy!!!

I should call my self "Teh 176 pound Mastar!!!!"

12 weeks ago I was a bed ridden weak little debilitated bastard!!!!
8 weeks ago I was 196lb fat alcoholic bastard!!!

8 weeks from now I'll just be a FULL-ON Bastard!!!! HAHAHAHAA!!!!

I am putting superior effort, dedication, and discipline into this though - which is easy for an l2icks0r! hahaha!!!!
HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!


HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hmm... now what am I going to do with 18 10mg pills of Methadone! HAHAHAHHAA!!!!

-l2icks0r! (aka 176lb mastar)

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Excellent work...

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... Not-so-fatty-Rixler. I guess we don't have to kill you now. Feed the Methadones to L1 :D Then a blood test might be enough to get you a quicker divorce :D

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Hmmm....

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well if I fed her all of them she might just die!

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Well then...

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... there you go :twisted:

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Just remember...if she dies you really will be stuck with her debt. :shock: :grind:

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Get her...

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... a life insurance policy stat!!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

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Crap!!!!

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That's right...fuck oh well...I guess I'll have to let the bitch live!!!!

Wow - did I just say bitch? I don't think I have ever really used that word to describe a woman before...feel like I should have my wife beater t-shirt on or something...

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Post by enderzero »

Uhhhhh, Rick... It's not a "wife-beater t-shirt." Just a "wife-beater" or maybe if you need to clarify, "wife-beater top" or "wife-beater singlet."

Get it straight brother. :noway:

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