Wild Motherfawking Turkey!

[Bill Drayton Jr.]

What the fuck!

You fucking pussillanimous milquetoastish fuqs!!!!!

Drink Motharfawking Wild Turkey you stupid pussy bitches!!!!!!!

"Oh but I don't like bourbon/whiskey I'm a pussy vodka/gin drinker, 101 proof is too harsh for my wussy little esophagal membranes to bear!"

Look Mr. Milquetoast, throw this shiat en la FREEZAR de la casa until it is molasses and drink. You will soon be "drunkar-dan-de-skunkar" like el l2icks0r! and be happy about it. Althogh you may not measure up to the l2icks0rs! 562.5+ ml consumption level but it doesn't matter!!!!

DRUNKAR-DAN-DE-SKUNKAR!!!!

teh l2icks0r! highly recommends Rusell's Reserve 101 and shuns the 80 proof versions as they are shittay not so smooth.


check this shiat beeetches:

http://www.wildturkeybourbon.com/flock/us.htm

[enderzero]

Well if this isn't the most compelling arguement I have heard for drinking Wild Turkey...

[Goemon]

I prefer single barrel bourbon myself (said with my nose held high in the air).

For good, honest fun, you might want to try having a "Jumper Cable" night. 2 guys split a bottle of overproof rum mixed with a case of Jolt Soda (or some such variety of super-caffienated drink). The rum lowers your heart beat while the sugary coke pushes it up. The resultant tug of war on your aorta causes people to get explosively drunk...or just to explode.

[Ocean11]

When I used to drink overproof rum, I thought everybody walked around with a constant splitting headache and spots in front of their eyes.

I try and have one day a week when I don't drink any booze, but I HATE the fucking hangover I always get the next day. What is it with that??

[Bill Drayton Jr.]

I remember the old wild turkey days... much too ridiculous...that damn caramel coloured bourbon wreaked some mawtharfriggin havok I must tell you...