Attention all monkeys

[Sigma Team Unit #301218]

I'll make this quick. The first monkey to give me the password to the monkifier will be spared his life during the grand incursion. AND DONT PLAY STUPID WITH ME! Who could possibly design and develop the core inner workings of the monkifier and somehow forget the password to use it? The day of great reprisal is near, dont play the fool.

[R3C]

... you little Sigma Team bastard!!! Monkeys do not give passwords to birds and squirrels. Or any other entity with very low awareness of himself. You may have us outnumbered, and you may have razor sharp beaks that could tear the lair as easily as I tear a quahsont, but we are tricky monkeys with many an ingenious stratagem. b3w@r3 +34 M0nX0rZ

[enderzero]

That guy looks serious. Maybe we better consider his demands.

[R3C]

We'll just drop an anvil or a piano on him. It always works in cartoons. At least for a second or three.

[Beeeph]

I have an idea! Lets setup a skeet launcher on the outside perimeter of the lair, near a window, and run the trigger inside. Camouflage the launcher in snow, tie the password and like a walnut or something on the end of the launcher, and skeet shoot the maaahfucker out of this quadrant...and into Ryland's bedroom. Assuming it doesn't read this post, it should go for the walnut, if not the password, and it'll be really fun to watch.

[Beeeph]

I should change my name to Fuqin Genius...

www.titeware.com/images/xbox/sigma.mpg

[Megatron]

That pleasant lil' mpeg you've posted there will make for hours of personal pleasure. So I thank you.

[Bill Drayton Jr.]

Your end is near... You shall not find solace in knowing that you face teh Monkey lair exclusively - you have many enemies as evidenced by practice targets I have run accross on my recent gun shop escapades!!!

You will explode!!!

see for yourself here:

http://www.bol.ucla.edu/~ya4f/varmints.html

[Beeeph]

I have a confession to make...I am sigma team unit #301218. A few months back, i started this thread in order to test the soliderity of the monkeys. Good news, you've all passed. Good work soldiers.

FOOOOOOLED YOU!

[enderzero]

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[Bill Drayton Jr.]

have we been had from the beginning??? how sad...