Umm...yeah...

[Bill Drayton Jr.]

Is it me or is this just way way way too ridiculous...(no really like way too ridiculous - seriously)

(index at 1:20 to hear them not make any claims about Scientology: )

"If you this minute say, I will, for better or for worse, go on in Scientology - you will open the door to your own future."

"If you say otherwise you slam tomorrow shut in your own face. I'm sorry... but that's the way it really is."

(then immediately following that monologue)

"We are not making any claims for Dianetics and Scientology - it is you! Who when you've experienced what can be are the one that will make the claims. What is true is true for you"


(index to 3:15 to hear)
"If you leave this room after seeing this film and walk out and never mention Scientology again you are perfectly free to do so, IT WOULD BE STUPID, but you can do it."

"You can also dive off a bridge or blow your brains out - that is your choice. But if you don't walk out that way, if you continue with Scientology WE will be very happy with you and YOU will be very happy with you. You will have proven that you are a friend of yours."

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[spidermonkey]

I'm no friend of mine! Who do they think I think I am?
Also:
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[Bill Drayton Jr.]

Obviously you are one who isn't them! I wonder if they who are those have a class to speak the way that is this. I who are me could not speak this way if me who am I wanted to - I need the help of a scientologist!

[Bill Drayton Jr.]

The more I look into this the more entertainment it supplies. I find it funny though that if you want to know what scientology is about the proper answer from a scientologist is to go get(buy) the book.

This video touches on what scientology is about which is pretty entertaining:
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