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I've seen a special on the drunken monkeys that hang out at many resort-type areas. Very funny. I don't remember what the show was, but they had TONS of naughty monkey footage. (probably where this is from actually)
Apparently these monkeys didn't have to steal their alcohol. It was provided free of charge in the interest of furthering our knowledge of monkey drinking habits.