I'm actually surprised by how few characters I can think of to punch. When I'm watching movies, there are usually all kinds of people I'd like to punch in the face.
I think there should be an Arnold Schwarzenegger movie where he uses the line "I disarmed him" after ripping some guys arms off...if there isn't already one where he says that...anyway...
I just watched the beginning of Commando again, I needed my 1-liner fill last night.
[Cook gets into a Cadillac inside a dealership floor room]
[Cook starts the Cadillac and revs the engine]
Salesman: "Go Ahhhead! Start it up! Ya hear that? Thats power! Thats performance!"
Cook: "You know what I like best about this car?"
Salesman: "Whats that?"
Cook: "The Price"
[Cook puts the Cadillac into drive and plows the salesman with the front of the car through the glass showroom window and out into the street, he then swipes a few vehicles and he accelerates away leaving the salesman bleeding in the street]
I haven't seen that movie in so long. I forgot all about that part.
I always liked the part where he pushes his Bronco (if that's what it is,) down the hill, hops in, and then flops around the inside like some kind of stuffed dummy until he gets to the bottom.
