Hey J3rk

McNevin · Post by **McNevin** » Sat Jan 08, 2005 12:51 pm

I was wondering why my life felt less complete...

Then I remembered the Hey jerk thread!

Beeeph · Post by **Beeeph** » Sat Jan 08, 2005 1:45 pm

Hey, J3RK!

Skidddley bee bee beep bop
Skadeep Skadeep bidddley bee bee beep
Wickitty Wickitty Skee dee dee badeep

R3C · Post by **R3C** » Sat Jan 08, 2005 11:43 pm

Ah yeah!!

Amd mever forget: Jive Miguel... He's in from Bogota!

McNevin · Post by **McNevin** » Mon Oct 24, 2005 7:07 pm

Hey JERK! Dont let your thread dissapear!

Guess what, "The Last Ninja" for XBOX was canceled, but you probably heard that already...

R3C · Post by **R3C** » Mon Oct 24, 2005 8:58 pm

Didn't hear that. Doesn't surprise me though. They were supposed to make one for the PSX also. There's some retrogaming magazine I saw the other day with a DVD case on the front with all the original games. Looked kinda cool. I almost bought it, but I already have all the games anyway. (Not worth $12 for just the case.) Cool idea though, especially if you don't have the games already.

F.E.A.R. is teh-cReePx0rZ!!! I'm having McNeviDoomItus episodes playing it in the dark with loud audio. That frIXing little girl is pissing me off. Always creeping around. Even though I know I can't kill her, I always empty a good clip or so into her. (makes me feel better)

Goemon · Post by **Goemon** » Wed Oct 26, 2005 6:03 am

Post by **enderzero** » Wed Oct 26, 2005 12:28 pm

gah!! Sigma team never rests do they. Damn training exercises. Maybe McNevin will have to bust out his homemade lightsaber kid on their furry asses.

McNevin · Post by **McNevin** » Thu Oct 27, 2005 9:42 pm

"I am not an atomic playboy!"

McNevin · Post by **McNevin** » Mon Oct 31, 2005 1:27 am

"Ten seconds until transmission"

Bill Drayton Jr. · Post by **Bill Drayton Jr.** » Mon Oct 31, 2005 3:52 am

Hmmm...if sigma has lightsabers what ever shall we do? I mean what if they have a deathstar!

R3C · Post by **R3C** » Mon Oct 31, 2005 8:36 am

They call it the Death Acorn.

"That's no acorn, it's a space-station"

McNevin · Post by **McNevin** » Mon Oct 31, 2005 12:47 pm

"Transmission"

R3C · Post by **R3C** » Mon Oct 31, 2005 1:17 pm

"transmission" (the echo)

McNevin · Post by **McNevin** » Mon Oct 31, 2005 1:43 pm

Where is this guy from, i remember him from a game...

spidermonkey · Post by **spidermonkey** » Mon Oct 31, 2005 2:02 pm

Wasn't he the rabid dog that gets shot at the end of the video game version of To Kill a Mockingbird?

R3C · Post by **R3C** » Mon Oct 31, 2005 2:08 pm

That fellow is from Fire and Ice. It's a Graftgold (makers of Uridium, Simulcra, and others,) platform game for the Amiga, (which may have later been ported to the PC and some consoles I think.)

McNevin · Post by **McNevin** » Mon Oct 31, 2005 2:21 pm

Ah yes, there is a PC version as well...

http://www.the-underdogs.org/game.php?id=1900

Thanks

McNevin · Post by **McNevin** » Mon Oct 31, 2005 2:31 pm

How could I forget cool coyote, and his terrific piano playing...

*arf* *arf*

R3C · Post by **R3C** » Mon Oct 31, 2005 3:03 pm

Yeah, here's what I'd do to Cool Coyote and his terrific piano playing...

R3C · Post by **R3C** » Mon Oct 31, 2005 3:06 pm

Wraith Drain Go!! Wraith Drain Go!!

R3C · Post by **R3C** » Mon Oct 31, 2005 3:07 pm

There's a wraith in the bushes. Does he have a gun?!?! I don't know!!!

R3C · Post by **R3C** » Mon Oct 31, 2005 3:07 pm

I'll drain the life-force from those little jedi squirrels too.

spidermonkey · Post by **spidermonkey** » Mon Oct 31, 2005 4:04 pm

Can we have a battle between Cool Coyote and Tearaway Thomas?

R3C · Post by **R3C** » Mon Oct 31, 2005 4:43 pm

Looks like Cool Coyote won, because the link is broken...

spidermonkey · Post by **spidermonkey** » Mon Oct 31, 2005 4:51 pm

I bet if you rightclick it and ask it to show image, it will unbreak itself... Mangey Coyote probably still wins though...

R3C · Post by **R3C** » Tue Nov 01, 2005 8:59 am

Nope, it don't...

But them coyotes-er pert-tough I tell you what.

Tearaway Thomas looks like he's tearin' ass around the back yard.... but he's standin' still... still waters run deep...

McNevin · Post by **McNevin** » Thu Nov 17, 2005 2:49 pm

McNevin suddenly appears out of a high school locker and yells...

"Hey J3rk!"

Another locker opens, and j3rks head pops out...

"Whats up McNevin?"

McNevin: "Not much, only the fact that every ATHF episode in XviD has been aquired!"

R3C · Post by **R3C** » Thu Nov 17, 2005 3:05 pm

WWWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!! said J3RK as he attempted to do the Meatwad dance of Joy. The only thing it accomplished was to calm the Rabbot.

J3RK slammed the locker shut, stood up, and asked McNevin "why are we in high school lockers anyway?"

McNevin hopped out onto the floor and carefully shut his locker, wondering how they had gotten there. "I'm not so very sure" he said as he scratched the top of his head.

"Well then, let's get the hell out of here"

All of a sudden the building started to separate, flying up into the air a piece at a time.

They weren't really in a high-school, they were in a simulation of one. How they got in there, was yet another mystery. Was it a dream? Were they transported there by the malevolent Master Control Program? Only time would tell.

...

R3C · Post by **R3C** » Thu Nov 17, 2005 3:05 pm

By the way, I'll need that ASAP.

R3C · Post by **R3C** » Fri Nov 18, 2005 10:03 am

GOD DAMNIT!!!! I did not type mastar!!!!

The MCP is going to be pissed!

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