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Last week, I downloaded The Running Man

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[Contestant]
What happened to buzzsaw?

[Ben Richards]
He had to split.

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[Ben Richards, speaking to Dynamo]
Come get me Christmas tree!!!

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[Dynamo, singing...]
Dyyyyyynnnaaaammooooooooo!!

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[anouncer's voice, with newly corrected photos of dead former contestants...]
Whitman, Rice, and Hadahd(sp?)!!!!

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[Dumb Girl]
They're last seasons winners

[Ben Richards]
No...last season loooooosers.

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:D

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[Ben Richards]
Here is Subzero. Now, plain zero.

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HAHAHAH Nice! Dyyyyyyyynnnnnaaammooooooooo!!!!

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One of the all time classic Arnie flicks.

You gotaa love the part when Arnie the signs some document and stabs the guy in the back as the full stop. Classic Arnie.

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OMG...I just found out that I met Buzzsaw... we had beers together and he didn't ever even mention that he was in the running man...or the scorpion king...ok whatever...anyway Gus Rethwich is his name...how ridiculous is that?

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Nice! So he wasn't talking about Whitman, Rice, and Hadahd?

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yeah, did he grab you by the face and throw you?

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I imagine he did. He tossed ol' Rixler right across the bar. Rixler looked up, said "I'll be back" and ran out the door.

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I shook his hand once...or at least I tried to but the fact is - even with my large hands - I could not fully grasp the gigantic hands of Buzzsaw - er I mean Gus Rethwich. I have rather long fingars too I should mention but this guys hand is fucking so huge I could not grass pit...hehe I said Grass Pit... ahhhaha how big are your balls?

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AHAHAhahahahahahahaha. I need to watch this movie again ASAP!!!!!

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Big enuf to grass pit?

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hehe...I was actually able to grass pit after this last meet... I helped him load all the weights in the back of his little ass truck...Was amazing and kind of sad at the same time. This guy(Buzzsaw(Gus Rethwisch)) actually lives in Minneapolis Minnesota now...but he literally drives all across the friggen country toting the fucking bench press bench and weights and bars and shite...ridiculous...it's his friggen life now...I asked him when the last time when he talked to Arnie...he said he hadn't talked to him in three years...Anyway - is kind of weird...Check this...I actually didn't have enough money to send in along with my entry fee for the meet so I call good ole buzzsaw up on de phone and ask him if I could pay the day of...good ole buzzsaw...said since I knew the people I knew that I could do it...and then I friggen break the state record...now he will remember me forever...hahahahaha!!!!

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Oh Gus... Will you ever win?

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