Beef Jerky Belief System - BJBS...
Posted: Sun Jun 13, 2004 11:01 pm
I've decided to create a belief system based on beef jerky.
You see...meat needs to be cured...by jerking it. Do you see now?
Let me explain further, we are all really just made up of strips of flesh, reminds you of string theory no?...and in our environment we eventually come to be damaged as our lives continue we absorb the hot rays of the sun and the chapping winds of change...we are made ready to be consumed by the world as a barely significant little snack...
Some of us are more "seasoned" than others and some of us sell out to such trends as "teriyaki" but in the end the world will consume you even if you coated with preservatives it doesn't matter - you are going to be eaten...and preservation is only going to prolong the inevitable...
So jerk your meat - it is the cure...
You see...meat needs to be cured...by jerking it. Do you see now?
Let me explain further, we are all really just made up of strips of flesh, reminds you of string theory no?...and in our environment we eventually come to be damaged as our lives continue we absorb the hot rays of the sun and the chapping winds of change...we are made ready to be consumed by the world as a barely significant little snack...
Some of us are more "seasoned" than others and some of us sell out to such trends as "teriyaki" but in the end the world will consume you even if you coated with preservatives it doesn't matter - you are going to be eaten...and preservation is only going to prolong the inevitable...
So jerk your meat - it is the cure...