Time to face reality...

N3ur0n0saurusl2exs0r!!! · Mon May 10, 2004 11:57 pm

Unfortunately I may have to work during this summer...I am quite unfond of this but it is the reality of my current situation. Surprising as it may be I cannot find anyone who is truly simpathetic to this situation as it stands...

What is the problem with just giving me some money? Come on now - you must all have some extra cash lying around that you don't really need that you could just give me?

I found out today that there are no extended benefits for unemployment insurance anymore, unless you are an airline worker...the extended benefits ended April 3rd 2004 for everyone else. I have not collected any unemployment benefit insurance for about 6 weeks now...and so I am quite poor...I'm also accepting food donations as well as cash...

Ah yes...this is quite teh lovely buzz I must say... I think I may have drank more happy beer as I feel very satisfactorially happy...Happy indeed...

You know, tomorrow would probably be a good day to go get Vietnamese sandwiches with SpidarMunkay and EndarZeeeerho if he were around...In fact I think that I am going to have to go ahead and require him to make a lunch time journey with me to the marvelous and extraordinary vietnamese sandwich manufacturing restaurant at least twice during his stay here...that would be terrific! I think I will have to call Spid tomorrow or something depending if I wake up early enough...

3nder! where are you!!! you must eat these incredible vegetarian vietnamese sandwiches for the bargain price of $1.25 each!!!! how could you refuse!!!!

Hmm...I think beer makes me happy....And wine makes me seemingly whiney....Whiskey, on the other hand, makes me violent...just so you know...for future reference....

Ok...so where was I...Oh yeah...I have to face reality...It's not that cool I think...I've been unemployed for a remarkable 17 months...top that you job-having bastards! Ok so I have sort of been working for Allen from time to time but that really doesn't count... wow this beer really does the trick...and of course that is why it is the offical beer of teh l2icks0r!...trust me you will NOT be dissapointed...one bottle is goood for you! Damn I wish I had some opiates...that would perfectly compliment this situation...I'm such a drugee...will I ever escape my past? Probably not because I don't want to escape it...that's just some catch phrase or something...unoriginal l2icks0r! content if you will...

Live now! Be Happy! Drink Beer!

Post by **enderzero** » Tue May 11, 2004 12:43 am

Right-o, sandwiches it is.

spidermonkey · Post by **spidermonkey** » Tue May 11, 2004 10:50 am

There's still the possibility of you being able to work here at some point durring the summer. It's pretty easy as far as work goes...

Bill Drayton Jr. · Post by **Bill Drayton Jr.** » Tue May 11, 2004 6:49 pm

It is in Seattle...but then I could go to Green Lake after work and get there faster than if I was working on the Eastside...then ride until the sun goes down and then go home...it could work... Of course working on spy/adware would be fun too eh? no...but it would probably pay pretty well and they have this monthly bonus thing going on...it's always good to have as many options as possible though...I shall have to investigate them all.

spidermonkey · Post by **spidermonkey** » Tue May 11, 2004 9:51 pm

I'll take it up with the authorities when they get back fro E3.

spidermonkey · Post by **spidermonkey** » Tue May 11, 2004 9:53 pm

It's not such a bad job though. I almost never get in before 10:00, and most often leave before 6:00. If I stay later than that, it's usually to sit around watching G.I. Joe or something of that nature...

N3ur0n0saurusl2exs0r!!! · Tue May 11, 2004 11:20 pm

I'm all for not getting up early as I usually have to deal with a hangover...

N3ur0n0saurusl2exs0r!!! · Tue May 11, 2004 11:20 pm

It's ok to drink on the job there right???

spidermonkey · Post by **spidermonkey** » Tue May 11, 2004 11:44 pm

We usually reserve that for when the boss is not around, (like all this week) but there's always lunchtime...

N3ur0n0saurusl2exs0r!!! · Tue May 11, 2004 11:45 pm

I found that drinking on the job lowered productivity...I remember realizing this fact when I was averageing 3 beers a day... for a couple weeks... ridiculous...so I cut back...to two beers! hehe

spidermonkey · Post by **spidermonkey** » Tue May 11, 2004 11:51 pm

Last week we had a nice pinot noir and some good sake. I'm poor this week, so it's probably going to have to be Papio. I need to find a store selling the monkey wine on broadway.

spidermonkey · Post by **spidermonkey** » Tue May 11, 2004 11:52 pm

It's only two blocks to the liquor store if there's ever an emergency.

N3ur0n0saurusl2exs0r!!! · Wed May 12, 2004 12:10 am

wander the streets of the vietnam sandwich selling area drinking moneky wine in the alleyways...and then get so drunk that we pass out and sleep in a fucking alley...seriously...wouldn't that be an interesting experience...

Roger Ramjet · Post by **Roger Ramjet** » Wed May 12, 2004 6:49 am

Ask endar about it, he is the alley/gutter sleepmastar!

Just leave your keitai and hat at home you crazy monkeys.

R3C · Post by **R3C** » Wed May 12, 2004 9:31 am

You may get bothered up there. I think "interesting experience" may be a little off.

Especially when the people up Jackson St. start roming down the hill during the night. I wouldn't worry about the people down Jackson, but the uphillers... (I used to live up there.) There were shots fired almost nightly. The best time, was when I was all LSDed out and laying on the living-room floor and I hear 11 shots not more than a block away. (Maybe that's why I was laying on the floor, I don't remember) and I didn't hear an ambulance for about 45 minutes to an hour. There was also a driveby right above the sandwich area that Elizabeth was right next to in her car. She actually had to duck down and hit the gas not knowing where she was going to dodge bullets. Good stuff on Jackson.

spidermonkey · Post by **spidermonkey** » Wed May 12, 2004 10:32 am

Yeah, we could get the sandwiches and wine, then go eat and drink them in a more friendly alley.

R3C · Post by **R3C** » Wed May 12, 2004 10:33 am

Yeah... we could eat them on the benches in the alley by your work. Oh wait, some bastards tore them down. BASTARDS!!!!!!!!!!!

spidermonkey · Post by **spidermonkey** » Wed May 12, 2004 11:50 am

BASTARDS!!!!!!!!!
We could still pass out in that alley though, despite the numerous no trespassing signs.

spidermonkey · Post by **spidermonkey** » Wed May 12, 2004 11:51 am

Signs have also gone up here and there on broadway that say no laying on the ground between 7:00 am and 9:00 pm...

R3C · Post by **R3C** » Wed May 12, 2004 11:54 am

Yes, you wouldn't want peopl laying on the ground between the hours of 7 and 9. That would be bad.

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