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I tried to go without alcohol but it seems that I only lasted but a few unglori-ass days... and tomorrow I have to fucking get up early what the hell...I don't really feel like doing that but I am one damn fine monkey and one as one damn fine monkey to another a damn fine monkey keeps his damn fine monkey word god funcking damnit...besides thos e fricken vietnamese sandwhiches are ficken worht it and maybe I can get an idea about what the frig Tuned In is all about and possibly consider working there or something...HOWEVER I just went out for friggin beer and crawfish etouffe for free... hehe...six friggin beers and some crawfish etouffe is quite fun especially (expecially if you are black) if you don't have to pay for it... yes... so yeah I might be joining the world of the working in a bit ... maybe by the end of the friggin month making a friggin decent salary...twould be nice... maybe even enough to make fun of all of you...hahaha... ok probably should 'not do that until I actually have a job... ok ... so yeah you are all so much a part of the responsible society and I envy you alll...every one of you! because you are so much more responsible than me and non-loozer-ish because you have jobs and I am but a drain on society with my used to be collecting unemployment ass... what a waste of talent ... what happend to me?!?!? oh well as I have said before everything is temporary...seriouslly... nothing is permanent in the ultimate scheme of things...always remember that...I am somewhat mildly reasonably wise concerning such aspects of permanency...so there... haha... have to copy endarzer0 ... so there... how can you even compete with a nice "so there" so there... ahahahahahhaa!!!!! ok where was I... um... I think I made my point already... I am ahead of schedule ... I could Play Diablo II LOD if I felt like it... I need money... YOU should all donate cash to my cause... I plan on being a new person pretty soon - going to turn ye olde life around etc... etc... but first you must give me money... then it twould all be good... then when I am rich and famous I'll take care of you all... when you are old... I promise!!!! hehe... Crap... I just realized that I have not selected an avatar for this new account......and I really haven't said anything uniquely provocative as well... ok let me think...

something about society perhaps? What about the XP methodolgy? Do you even friggin know what that is fucking about? I doubt you do...I didn't when I first heard it in relation to possible interview questions for this new company that I will probably prepare cuvar lettar and rezooomay for... XP methodology... hhahaha what is it!?!?!? huh do you know!??!?! Ok enough of being a dickhead? Wow I don't think I have called myself that before... anyway it's a stooooopid abbreviation for X-treme Programming... retarded... but guess what? It's all the RAGE now... wow...I first heard of it about 7 years ago... ok so maybe the non-game development community is really into this buzzwordy crap...whatever... I'll friggin fool the dumb bastards.. in fact I may even decide that I have a four year degree!!!!! hahaha OK maybe that is pushing it...how about a 2 year degree.... Have to feel out this company first... the fact of the matter is that degrees just look nice on paper... some people hold them in too high of regard but nothing can substitute for intelligence... You can be a stupid fuck with a degree and people will think wow...that dumbass has a 4 year degree...amazing... how the fuck did he make it through college being as retarded as he is? incredible! Degrees only mean something to the people that think they actually mean something... really it just comes down to whether or not you have the talent... I've met some fucking talented people though - obscenely intelligent... and they possesed degrees... in whatever.... but then there are the obscenely stupid fucks that also have degrees that you would swear they couldn't graduate from high school yet they have degrees...And not only are they dumb but they are so stupid you are offended by their mere prescense.... AND on the other end of the spectrum? whatever sounds like a good enough word to me... you have the fucking amazingly brilliant and incomprehensibly intelligent people that only graduated from high school... and the fact that they don't have a college degree just adds to the total blow you fucking away factor...These guys just get it done...and do it right the first time... People that think degress matter are ignorant...plain and simple...Trust teh l2icks0r!!!!!!!! This is not to say that people with degrees are dumb... they can be equally as skillfull but they have the whole graduating from college strike going against them in terms of impressing other people...

Bottom line is: you can learn something from going to school or on the job...either way you have to fricken learn it....i'd rather get paid for spending the time to do so...seems a bit wiser to do so eh? instead of paying someone else to let you learn it... I loved college though...although I don't think I would ever wish to be a PRO student...of course they get paid to learn too...heheh...sort of reinforces my bottome line though..hehe

Anyway ... i need some fucking cash... I will accept any amount of money that you wish to give me... I'll even come out to your place and collect in person! Just as long as it is at least $250+ or more... Such a small price to pay to meet me don't you think?!?!?!? So tell all your friends and relatives that I am available for hire to recieve donations...

Ok...so maybe I need to have some diabloizing undergone yes? I dunno... I think I drank some happy beer or something as I don't feel too aggresive...hmm...maybe I didn't take my aggressive pill or something...

I don't think I offended anyone enough yet...am I letting you all down? This is the premier post of the l)runken l2icks0r! damnit!!!! I should have to say something reasonably offensive but damn this happy beer is just making me too damn happy!!!! Ok maybe next time....


l-lappily Yours,
l)runken l2icks0r!

Welcome to the forum, \)runkern /2icksor!
You remind of this guy 12icksor when he's drunk.

... it's uncanny.

You should write teh covar lettar in teh mokay lehyar speek.

What I have learned about degrees is that no matter how dumb you may be, having a degree proves to potential employers that even if you didn't learn anything, you were at least able to see something through for the 4+ years it was required to earn the degree. Of course, not possessing said degree seems to be less detrimental to your career if you live in America, particularly in Seattle, and more particularly in teh computar industreh.

tis troo...as long as potential employers, particularly those involved in the hiring process beleive it actually matters... the wise/smart ones know better though...I think some actually belive it matters out of arrogance or snobishality...