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Fellas, fellas! Come on, now! They're both so good!




So when the chicken is nervous, you know what? You gotta relax your chicken.

Is it bad.. if a chicken bites you?

Why, did a chicken bite you?

No, but he's gonna!

Then go away from the chicken!

Brak! No more of this! You need to get your feet off your head, and your pants to your ears, and go help someone who has no feet! Because the footless animals cannot walk over here on their little non-footed areas and tell us how hungry they are! Or can they? [raising his newspaper] I don't think they can.

He's making a mockery of the product. You're making a mockery of the product!



Shut! Shut! If you had a neck and I had hands, I would squeeze your brain, which is your body, right out the top of your head, which does not exist!

Those aren't children. They're packets of cream cheese.

You know, sometimes I can't separate between the two.

Yeah, I know. I wish I had known that before we got married.

I'm not gettin' one good idea out here. Let's go back inside, where the gas is.

hehe

... don't you go out by the dumpster where it's beautiful? It's beautiful man, you will so love it.


It's cold... by the dumpster.

Okay, I'll just jump in here. Willie, who wrote the extremely famous phrase, "A shark on whiskey is mighty risky. A shark on beer is a beer engineer"?


Bears and sharks always travel together. Just look at them, walking through the wooded forest, paw in fin. It's on account of their teeth that makes them "Nature's Best Friends"


Why do sharks explode? This is because sometimes their brains and sexual organs are made out of M-80's. Sometimes, to attract mates, a shark will explode. And sometimes they explode just to attract giant killer bees.

Hey Snakefish! My man! Gimme five, my man. I know you didn't ask me to, but I went ahead and mowed your lawn anyway.

Gee, thanks, uh... Space...

Space Ghost

Yeah, that's what I said. Here's ten dollars.

Here, let me get you some change in my inviso... Hey! Look at that! I turned invisible! I don't want to tell you your job or anything, but I bet superpowers like that would come in pretty handy for you guys around the Hole of Justice.

We can all do this.

Well, that makes us friends then, huh? Hello... hello... hello... Where are you?!

No bees are gonna get in here. Not in my airtight fortress.
All the windows are cracked open.
Hey, crack a window will ya'!

They were on the menu...

Murder was on the menu...

This is a good movie

Yeah, he's vegetable man.


Go back inside!

Oh, you guys are fighting.

We're fighting!

Right

... can defeat the quad laser.

It is over now...

The bullet is enormous, there is no escaping it.

Yeah... Nice shot there brickout....

aaoohahhaoaooaoaoao

You had a tag. It just made you look kinda' foolish.

I hate Marco and his mailbox head...........

... Nuts...

I said it was dodgeball time, bitch.

... I stopped by mars on my way here... AND THERE WASN'T ANY LIFE THERE...

Why do we always hurt the ones we love!!!!!!!

He's not Jerve, I'm Jerve. That's Fernando!


Dmmm Dmm Dmm Dmmm Dmm Dmm Dmmm Dmm Dmm

What happened to my freegin' car?

Good morning Carl! How's it going?

Oh yeah, good morning to you there Mr. food monster, this is how it's going.....Look at by frickin' car! It is crushed to bejesus and back.

Have you gotten any estimates?

ohforthefrigga-I just found it this way!

That beam coming up like that...the speed...you might wanna adjust that. It really did a number on my back there. I don't wanna say whiplash just yet, cause that's a little too far...but...you are insured right?

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Hey look whats over there? It's melt Disney World.

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Hey hey vas is all zis iteragation, lets toss the frizby.. OVER THERE where we will melt you into fluid!!

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One man's waste is another man's.. soap ya know what i mean guys.

I don't advocate demons!

... ok, that's what I advocate.

Yeah, it's got a diffuser. It's pro-grade
Yeah you can see it.
Quin? Quinner?

Stinky Pete's the name Chubby...

"Grifting" Griff MacGuire! I haven't seen you since the orphanage burned down!

I thought that can of petrol was gonna blow up in my hand!

Oh ho ho ho, oh, and the nuns were burning! Oh, good times...

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That, my sick little non-friend, is probably just the cold, stale breath of the Reaper, blowing down your neck.

Beg your pardon, sir?

The Plague, boy! Yersinia pestis! You're riddled with it! I'll bet your lymph nodes are as big as cats!

Anyone see that new episode of aqua teen?

Haven't seen much of anything for quite some time...

I never really thought about anything...

And let's start calling me number one.