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... is someone going to develop English v1.0 for computers. A completely portable language. You could just write paragraphs of what you wanted to be done, and then it would do it.

Open an explorer window. Move the mouse pointer to the C: icon. Click left button. Open the windows folder. Delete all files in current folder. Display the following text in bold 36 point arial font: "Take that sucker"

Add 441419919493209402949 to 3929775885848488398948 then multiply by 2929320059495208425824085 display answer in normal 12 point arial font.

I don't mean English using an interpreter either. There needs to be an English speaking processor too.

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... is someone going to develop English v1.0 for computers. A completely portable language. You could just write paragraphs of what you wanted to be done, and then it would do it.

Open an explorer window. Move the mouse pointer to the C: icon. Click left button. Open the windows folder. Delete all files in current folder. Display the following text in bold 36 point arial font: "Take that sucker"

Add 441419919493209402949 to 3929775885848488398948 then multiply by 2929320059495208425824085 display answer in normal 12 point arial font.

I don't mean English using an interpreter either. There needs to be an English speaking processor too.

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You know... after I cut and pasted these all, and the ones in the other post... I realized that I spelled one critical word wrong. It still makes sense, but it was not what I was trying to convey....

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you know...

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it really doesn't matter...it's ok...

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Yeah.. I guess..

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I do like the 1 point font though. We could make all kinds of wacky text using that...

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Post by spidermonkey »

English is a pretty bad language to start with. It's not very concise. Maybe someone should make Latin or Greek v1.0 and work their way up from there. Which brings to mind the question, "why no Latin in Babelfish?"
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