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I saw him.

In the distance you see the illustrious McNevin...

He has changed his avatar once again

Attack McNevin with plastic fork
move north
search McNevin
Take money
move south

You search the corpse of mcnevin.

you find...

Haw Flakes!

drop haw flakes
move east
examine rock
open secret hatch
take rusty metal
move west
move north
use rusty metal on corpse
drop rusty metal
move south

move north
pour healing potion on corpse
take rusty metal
move south

invite McNevin
move east
show rusty metal to spidermonkey
invite spidermonkey
give plastic fork
move west
move west
attack Rixler with rusty metal

Trade rusty metal for used trencher beak.

(you do not have the rusty metal)

give rusty metal to spidermonkey
trade hunk of meat for wand of befall
use wand of befall on Rixler's corpse

(The wand cuts swiftly)

take shuba
climb tree
jump

WWWWEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

give shuba to spidermonkey

Pense snake.

Give wizzenberries to McNevin
give wizzenberries to spidermonkey
eat wizzenberries

(Time passes)

This forum is like a metaphor for wizzenberries.

give wizzenberries to snake

(time passes for snake)

take boots of kicking

take stick of hitting

kick rixler's corpse with boots

hit rixler's corpse with stick

take coins

move party east

move party south

move party south

give wizzenberries to Beeeph

(Time passes)

pense monkey

give trencher beak to monkey

take monkey

put monkey in box

shake box

release ravenous weapon holding monkey

(monkey cuts Beeeph with trencher beak slowly)

(Beeeph cries)

Give more wizzenberries to Beeeph

(Time passes)

Go west to ocean
Set up tent
Surround tent with makeshift driftwood wall
Eat wizzenberries
(Time passes)

NOW THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT!!!! Passing time at the ocean with some wizzenberries. If such an even was planned for late summer I could attend. I'll be very very very very busy in early summer.

Anyway, back to the game:

Eat more wizzenberries

Jump on log

Go west

Jump off log

Wipe off sand

Take rusty metal

Pick up cudgel
walk south
Climb rocks
Use shuba
Walk North
Drink gato-wine
(time passes)
Make monkey flag

Take cudgel

Throw cudgel

Take sandy contacts

Examine tent

kick 3nder with boots of kicking

smoke cigarette

(You have made 3nder cry)

Give wizzenberries to 3nder

(Time passes)

give wizzenberries to enderzero

enderzero ponders life, time passes

Get tore up
Pass out in hot sun

(3nder attacks, because he is angry about the burning driftwood and cigarette)

(He lets out a battle cry "We gotta get it under control here guys!")

continue smoking cigarette

work on flag

make wooden utensils

take wooden utensils

take noodles

eat noodles

eat wizzenberries

(Time passes)

borrow the howitzer

attach reticle

balance howitzer

give howitzer back to beeeph

move east

drink wizzenberry gato-wine

... it would have, but that was the initialization string to get this game going that we're playing, so it needed to be in proper syntax. Your version does look better.

Drink wizzenberry juice
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play Mappy
(you don't have MAME)
Hit nearest object with trencher beak
(the trencher beak cuts slowly)
curse
drink more wizzenberry juice
(time passes)

The grue is a sinister, lurking presence in the dark places of the
earth. Its favorite diet is adventurers, but its insatiable
appetite is tempered by its fear of light. No grue has ever been
seen by the light of day, and few have survived its fearsome jaws
to tell the tale.

Zork Online!

it's just as exciting as the original!!!!

No it sucks.... its laid out differently than the original. Stupid non-acurate online zork.

Tell it i hate it!