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I was driving in my car when I thought about putting the hnny(knee) in Johnny and the rott in Rotten when I realized the ultimate solution to my beligerant alter-ego(tistical) problems spawned from drunkeness...which there seems to be too much of. I got the idea when I realized the similarities of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde in relation to my normal self and drunken self. I too, like Dr. Jekyll, have a solution that turns me into something bastardly... So! I will now only post as l2icks0r! when I am sober!!!! No more drunken l2icks0r! posts as l2icks0r! All drunken posts will come from ])runk3n l2icks0r! so you will know ahead of time the nature of the post! AND the good news is that I am not going to drink and post for as long as I can hold out! I'm getting tired of being hung over all the time so I'm quitting drinking and posting! But if I have one drop of wine,beer, or distilled spirit I will instantly switch to the other account and continue to post...but that probably won't happen until months from now...i suspect...

... you know, if you just slowed the intake, you would be able to drink nearly as often, without all the bad side-effects. SpiderMonX0r and I usually take down a normal sized bottle or two between us, and that works out perfectly. Which equates to about 2-4 large glasses. That puts you at a happy-tipsy-nearly-but-not-quite-drunxor. It's also a lot less damaging. The ability to manage that is something worth acquiring.

"it doesn't really matter"

"I...ah don't like my alter-ego..and uh...I don't think I'm gonnd drink anymore"

I'm not gonna quit...I'm just gonna stop drinking...