Evil ]3astard-a-saurus l2exl0r!!!!

[Bill Drayton Jr.]

I was driving in my car when I thought about putting the hnny(knee) in Johnny and the rott in Rotten when I realized the ultimate solution to my beligerant alter-ego(tistical) problems spawned from drunkeness...which there seems to be too much of. I got the idea when I realized the similarities of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde in relation to my normal self and drunken self. I too, like Dr. Jekyll, have a solution that turns me into something bastardly... So! I will now only post as l2icks0r! when I am sober!!!! No more drunken l2icks0r! posts as l2icks0r! All drunken posts will come from ])runk3n l2icks0r! so you will know ahead of time the nature of the post! AND the good news is that I am not going to drink and post for as long as I can hold out! I'm getting tired of being hung over all the time so I'm quitting drinking and posting! But if I have one drop of wine,beer, or distilled spirit I will instantly switch to the other account and continue to post...but that probably won't happen until months from now...i suspect...

[R3C]

... you know, if you just slowed the intake, you would be able to drink nearly as often, without all the bad side-effects. SpiderMonX0r and I usually take down a normal sized bottle or two between us, and that works out perfectly. Which equates to about 2-4 large glasses. That puts you at a happy-tipsy-nearly-but-not-quite-drunxor. It's also a lot less damaging. The ability to manage that is something worth acquiring.

[Bill Drayton Jr.]

"it doesn't really matter"

"I...ah don't like my alter-ego..and uh...I don't think I'm gonnd drink anymore"

I'm not gonna quit...I'm just gonna stop drinking...