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I don't usually respond to telemarketing...but the phone salesmanship of this last call I had was terrific! So I had to listen... about carpet cleaning... You see... carpets...they get dirty...so you really should clean them...or they'll just keep getting more and more dirty...with dirt...and in some cases pet dander...

So what can one do about this problem?

... that was a pretty good BBQ last night!!! WOOOOOOO WOOOOOOOOOO.... (Way to stay on topic)

Now what was that about dirt dander?

Have fun in Pasco.

... I'm going to go home and write some music tonight. It's been a little while since I've done such a thing.

... nipple...

There's no immediate physical change...


We need to watch that also.


Groove with your space commander.

... when we take away the puppy.

funny thing is that i just watched that on thursday night.

cept my audio is fuqd on my vhs, need dvd.

..the funny thing is that I'm on mushrooms.

I like dinosaurs.

It's still not clean.

... is my jack knife?

Pfft... jack knife... they call an angular out of control truck maneuver a jack knife. Probably because of its resemblance to a "jack knife"

Has anyone ever heard of a -POCKET KNIFE- referred to as a "jack knife" ?!?!?!?!?!

I didn't think so.

... I think about the term jack-knife, the more foreign the concept is. It's almost like I just made it up. Weird. I need to study this further. Any other terms like that? I actually started internally questioning as to whether that was a real term a second ago.

how many gigabytes does your toaster hold?

I need a drink...

I could use an adult beverage...

I think Jack-knife might be some kind of english english thing. Any Man-Jack who fails to see that better don his think-cap.

I could also use a beverage. I'm drinking the white tea though...
That might be a beverage.
The empty Louis Jadot pinot noir bottle next to me is making me wish that it was more full. No amount of optimism seems to fix that.
I still see the bottle as all the way empty.

... I have 8 bottles of nice wine on the rack at my house... I'm not at my house...

I'm not sure I can live any more, knowing my carpets may contain pet dander.

... had Indian food at Mayuri today. MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

Indian buffet eating bastards!!!
On the other hand, I had Indian food at Cedars last weekend.

... fat jerk. I want to eat at cedars. Speaking of wood, how is your metal lamp coming along?

It's mostly finished. I just have to apply the rest of the nice paper but I keep getting distracted by stuff.

... I think I need an adult beverage. Perhaps a nice 1999 Cabernet would do the trick. 1999s have been getting increasingly difficult to find around here.

Uncle Antwans Deer-slay-a-tron 3000....

... for the dogs though.

Much Indian food buffet must be attending to soon we should do. I ate Indian the other day. It was okay. I paid 2000 Yen. I left still very much hungry.

I ate indian food the other day (in Malaysia). I paid 3 dollars. I could barely walk out.

but but Mayuri is still way better.

Cedars doesn't have a lunch buffet do they?

I think a jacknife is a way to jump into a pool.

Cedars is not in possession of the option for buffet lunch eating, no.
Mayuri is the master of sub 7 dollar eating multiple giant trays of assorted goodness.
That weird place over by the ChuckECheese building is always good for the 13.00 dinner buffet option. Indian food in a faux European setting with fountain and maybe some Christmas lights.
Most important of all. Remember that discussion we had about restaurants in basements not existing too much in America? There's a Tibetan/ Indian place on Broadway where you have to go through a short hallway then down some narrow stairs. The layout of the counter and everything is just like going into a Japanese basement restaurant. The food is pretty average though.
No buffet either.