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...drive down the road in your car, pull up next to someone at a stop light shaking a "thumbs up" at them frantically, and say...: "I've Shat?!" with a half cheesy grin/half puzzled look on your face? All the while giving them the thumbs up while occasionally nodding your head and scrunching up your forhead?


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... [TEE HEE HEE]

WONDERFUL IDEA.... i SHALL NOT FORGET TO EMPLOY WHENCE NEXT CHANCE BEFALLS ME...

BRILLIANT...

A new ploy!

Whenever you order food from anyplace such as, McDonholes, Pizza Sluts, or any other non-sitdown place where you don't have to actually be waited on so to speak, after you've ordered you're food, tell them how hungry your are then ask them for a coat hanger. Don't tell them why you want a coat hanger. And if they ask "did you lock your keys in your car?" Simply reply, "no", and leave it at that. Then just smile as they get your food and when they come back to hand it to you, give a slight nervous laugh and look at the food very wide-eyed, and mumble (with a slight giggle in your speech) "mmMm gonna have to break this one up, have a good one!". Then walk/drive away.

... want to just take off down the runway like an XG Series Pulse Modulated Donovan Craft?

I know I do! Go the pulse modulation

Have you ever snuggled into a tight pair of wranglers and shit yourself?

Or you could always jump in your landlords bushes.. thats a great sunday morning, stoop sitting, 40oz. drinking, roomate waking, fun time.

Combining the two acts would call on outcomes far too dangerous..