Ugh...

R3C · Post by **R3C** » Thu Jun 01, 2006 9:21 am

... too much of my old arch-nemesis Dr. Alvin Cohol PhD last night. Eeeeekk. Bleh. Pluah. Won't be touching the single malt for a little while.

R3C · Post by **R3C** » Thu Jun 01, 2006 12:06 pm

Wow, we had a real rock-star party last night. (minus the narcotics) We killed a ton of top-end alcohol, we went in the pool (just filled with near-freezing water,) some of us have some slight memory gaps, debit cards were lost, drunken foot-travel ocurred, some puking, El Rixoro's standard daring middle of the night escape etc. It was all there.

To quote Space Ghost:

Hey, great party man.

Great party.

ed9k · Post by **ed9k** » Fri Jun 02, 2006 12:24 pm

<Looks>

<ahem>

http://www.kirotv.com/news/9311108/detail.html

<Wipes>

McNevin · Post by **McNevin** » Fri Jun 02, 2006 5:37 pm

I could have been road pizza!

Got to watch those midnight barefoot drunken 2 mile walks...

PS... sorry about barfing on your couch.

N3ur0n0saurusl2exs0r!!! · Sat Jun 03, 2006 12:57 am

And then the next day I was fine...somehow...I don't remember driving home and all was well at the l2icks0r! house until I asked Kelly if I woke her up when I came home. Kelly replied, "Yeah...when you were in the kitchen making food." to which I replied, "I made food?!?"

Then she became rather upset...in fact she is still a bit upset...and I'm drunk...but that's ok cuz I had two teeth pulled out-o-my head...Too much teeth in my head...oooh yeah the Styx...

Too much teeth in my head, it's ticking away with my sanity
I've got too much teeth in my head, its hard to believe such a calamity
I've got too much teeth in my head and its ticking away from me
Too much teeth in my head, too much teeth in my head
Too much teeth in my head

YEAH!!!!

The Halcion was quite amazing, which was followed by a healthy dose of demerol or Pethidine for the drug savey. I needed not the hydrocodone for my condition was too severe - my pain was quite exquisite so there was nothing for me to fear...but death. My resiliency is astounding stemming from seemingly uncharted regernerative capabilities and now teh l2icks0r! sleeps...

ed9k · Post by **ed9k** » Sat Jun 03, 2006 4:03 pm

by the way...the message that "I" wrote above bears no similarity to my actual message. WTF

Post by **enderzero** » Sat Jun 03, 2006 7:27 pm

huh...

...?

ed9k · Post by **ed9k** » Sun Jun 04, 2006 11:27 am

The message that I wrote above isn't the message that I typed in. Is there something that changes words surrounded by <>?

McNevin · Post by **McNevin** » Sun Jun 04, 2006 3:06 pm

i was thinking that since you used < > it might have miss constrewed it as html.

either that or you might have been into the single malt scotch, and blacked out the fact that you edited your post. I'm going to go with theory A.

R3C · Post by **R3C** » Mon Jun 05, 2006 8:22 am

Ah, theory B.

I had maybe a half-hour of blackout, which sounds pretty good seeing as how others managed to black out most of the night.

Bill Drayton Jr. · Post by **Bill Drayton Jr.** » Mon Jun 05, 2006 4:00 pm

Damn deer...

Post by **enderzero** » Tue Jul 01, 2008 2:51 am

hmm good thread resting at the bottom of the page (we have a 2 year front page in the monkey lair).

So I bought a pool. The same as the one in J3rks0rs lawn except mine is smaller (12' round) and since instead of lawn I had a large but rather uneven cement patio, we built a 4 large closet door platform and leveled it out. So it has a bit of a sag and the constant threat that a door will break and some mystery piece of metal in the door will pierce the bottom and cause unknown damage to the house down the hill (not to mention whoever happens to be in the pool)... but 6 hours in and so far so good.

So we have a pool and it is hot and now we have an hdtv finally and I don't have a job and we have like 3 or 4 barbecues so any monkeys who want to visit - now would be a good time.

Oh speaking of, has l0rdSpid3rm0nx departed for the (s)o(u)ther(n) half?

R3C · Post by **R3C** » Tue Jul 01, 2008 9:31 am

I believe he is gone today or tomorrow. I'm not filled in on such details though usually. I usually have a certain window of fuzzy-facts that pass to me via peripheral-to-spidM0nxZ individuals. Or my wife will pry some facts out of him.

R3C · Post by **R3C** » Tue Jul 01, 2008 9:32 am

Oh, and nice on the Tele-Pool-Setup.

spidermonkey · Post by **spidermonkey** » Sun Jul 20, 2008 2:52 pm

Reporting from the southern half...
Was in the mountains.
Now at the ocean. It's a bit foggy.
In a couple of days flying to the jungle.
Maybe to drink some kind of jungle wizzenberry juice..

R3C · Post by **R3C** » Sun Jul 20, 2008 5:25 pm

I'd like to pass some time.

Time Passes...

Post by **enderzero** » Mon Jul 21, 2008 11:28 am

Watch out for snakes, snaaaakes snaaaaakes oh its a snaaaaake.

(and badgers)

R3C · Post by **R3C** » Mon Jul 21, 2008 11:42 am

mushroom mushroom....

....

time passes

R3C · Post by **R3C** » Mon Jul 21, 2008 11:43 am

Need to pass time at 2nd beach...

Post by **enderzero** » Wed Jul 23, 2008 11:56 am

DEFINITELY

Bill Drayton Jr. · Post by **Bill Drayton Jr.** » Thu Jul 24, 2008 12:39 am

Do not allow your zombie badger to consume mushrooms or African snakes, or your badger may emit catchy techno music.

R3C · Post by **R3C** » Thu Jul 24, 2008 7:52 am

My badger already does that. Now what?

Post by **enderzero** » Fri Jul 25, 2008 2:36 am

Feed it ipecac and wait patiently...

keep waiting...

R3C · Post by **R3C** » Fri Jul 25, 2008 10:46 am

Eeechhhh!!!! Ahhhh!!! bbbbbllleleeehhhh!!! There are snakes, mushrooms, and synthesizers everywhere!!! Dripping with badger goo!! Yuck!

R3C · Post by **R3C** » Fri Jul 25, 2008 10:46 am

(this is starting to become one of my favorite threads)

Post by **enderzero** » Fri Jul 25, 2008 10:58 am

Badger my ass... It's probably Milhouse...

spidermonkey · Post by **spidermonkey** » Sat Jul 26, 2008 4:32 pm

I felt strange.
Time passed.

R3C · Post by **R3C** » Sat Jul 26, 2008 6:25 pm

Did you feel like Milhouse?

Or...

Did ya feeeeeel like jeeeesus? Did you reeeaealize, you were a champion in their eeeeyyyyeeess.....

Or...

Did time simply pass, like so many wizzenberries through the digestive tract of time...

Bill Drayton Jr. · Post by **Bill Drayton Jr.** » Wed Jul 30, 2008 12:49 pm

Prolonged use of a zombie badger may cause acne, insomnia, leprosy, unusual weather, or the end of time.

spidermonkey · Post by **spidermonkey** » Thu Jul 31, 2008 7:52 am

Strangely, I felt sort of like a bookkeeper's son. With some dynamite...

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teh Forum

Ugh...

Ugh...