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I was in Anaheim for two days, on Saturday night I even had VIP for the Gibson aftershow party at the Hilton and I couldn't get a hold of Beeeph.

I haven't tried calling his new number... but I am sure he wouldn't answer if I did call.

(imagine this thread - oh the many times I have lamented the inability to reach Agent Bos by phone...)

I voted that I reach him every time I try to call, because I've never tried to call him.

I think I'm being to hard on poor Beeeph, he was in Vegas when I was trying to call him.

Woah!

What is this unfair attack on beeeph's phone answering skillz going down in here?!?!?!

And why didn't I get the memo detailing this event?!?!?

Now I want you all to listen up carefully...
given that I'm the only person over the age of six years in this country who doesn't own a cell phone and given that I wasn't sent the standard smoke signal that special agent sauce was headed down, I can understand why it may have been difficult for him to reach me on my house line while I was 400 miles away from it and why my phone answering technique may appear a bit rusty...
BUT THE NEXT TIME THERE IS A GATHERING IN TEH MONKEY LAIR IN HONOR OF ME, I WANT THE FRIGGEN MEMO!

because I don't ever check this segregated chunk of the forum incidentally called teh monkey lair. I don't see the point of it.

yours truly,
the maid of honor

p.s. ryland, how dare you!

That's the whole point - there is no spoon.

There is a fork though. If you've come for it though, you'll be sorely disappointed!

And, I nearly forgot, the wolfen will come for you with his razor!