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A strange thing happened the other day at Von's (that's Safeway for those of you uninitiated in Sourhern California supermarket culture). I went to buy cereal and Post brand Grape NutsTM were actually cheaper than their off-brand counterpart Nutty NuggetsTM. Needless to say, I bought the cheaper brand name, but I haven't been able to shake this feeling that there has been a geat disturbance in the nutty breakfast cereal Force.

It's those corporate Grape-Nut bastards trying to underhand the little man! Whilst I underhand my little man...

so these three little boys are in class, and the teacher decides to teach them about etiquette by saying:

"Say you're on a date with a pretty girl and you really have to go pee-how do you excuse yourself from the table?"

The first boy answers: "I would say: listen, I really have to go take a leak-I'll be right back."

"Oh, that's not right at all" said the teacher.

The second boy says: "I would say: you'll have to excuse me, but I really have to go to the bathroom."

"That's a little better, but you probably won't want to say bathroom at the dinner table" Said the teacher.

The third boy then answers: "I would tell my date: you'll have to pardon me, but I have to go shake hands with a very dear friend of mine whom I hope you will have a chance to meet after dinner."


Underhand that-with your baby arm

Or put it in your pipe and smoke it... with your burned lips!

Put that in your baby arm and smoke it!