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Jack knife.
Jackanapes.

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Jack rabbit
Jack fruit
Jack mormon

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When I go get those sandwiches, I'll probably have to get some Jack fruit drink too.

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I like me up some...

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... India Gate too..

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Is India Gate the one that was near Meydenbauer Center? That was teh good buffet. But it is gone now, whatever its name once was.

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India gate is in the former air-conditioned shop the mall parking lot area called Eastgate.

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well i'm

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going either way...even if I don't have money I'm going...I'll make sure to eat enough sandwiches that I pass out and then I won't have to pay...

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Sounds good. I can always sell your kidneys... If anybody wants them...

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... kidneys might be ok. Not the liver though.

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I dunno...

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either may be quite questionable... in fact...my kidneys have been hurting as of late... I feel them burning inside...burning inside!!!!! (that must be a friggin lyric...god damnit...)

My liver may be a tad abused...but still friggen reason-afucking-bly healthy as a l2ock l3ottom l2icks0r!

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Ok I'll take your liver if you really want me to.

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... and your stupid kidneys! (And yes, those are Ministry lyrics.) He was singing about you fux0ring yours up all the time.

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I wish you would go easy on the liver...I need that for other things than alcohol you know you alcoholic bastard!!!

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Don't worry. I'll make you a new liver. It'll pretty much be a plastic bag full of sponges... I can pre-soak them in alcohol so your body wont know the difference.

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screw you l2icks0r!

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you're probably just going to end up taking steroids anyway and totally fucking demolish your wussy little liver anyway so shut the hell up you wussy depressing little bastard!

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Quiet Smeagol....

The master doesn't like you!

The master hates you.

No he doesn't.

Yes he does.

Go away.

What did you say?

I said go away, and never come back!!

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:lol: The similarities are astounding.

I want to be the first thank Rick for keeping the "newest registered user" on the front page changing. Some forum members have 2 accounts, but he has 4!

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yes...

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they all have eyes...

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At least seven eyes.

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Might be closer to...

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... 5 eyes. With the amount of intoxicants ingested by some of them, they can't see very well.

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