something about society perhaps? What about the XP methodolgy? Do you even friggin know what that is fucking about? I doubt you do...I didn't when I first heard it in relation to possible interview questions for this new company that I will probably prepare cuvar lettar and rezooomay for... XP methodology... hhahaha what is it!?!?!? huh do you know!??!?! Ok enough of being a dickhead? Wow I don't think I have called myself that before... anyway it's a stooooopid abbreviation for X-treme Programming... retarded... but guess what? It's all the RAGE now... wow...I first heard of it about 7 years ago... ok so maybe the non-game development community is really into this buzzwordy crap...whatever... I'll friggin fool the dumb bastards.. in fact I may even decide that I have a four year degree!!!!! hahaha OK maybe that is pushing it...how about a 2 year degree.... Have to feel out this company first... the fact of the matter is that degrees just look nice on paper... some people hold them in too high of regard but nothing can substitute for intelligence... You can be a stupid fuck with a degree and people will think wow...that dumbass has a 4 year degree...amazing... how the fuck did he make it through college being as retarded as he is? incredible! Degrees only mean something to the people that think they actually mean something... really it just comes down to whether or not you have the talent... I've met some fucking talented people though - obscenely intelligent... and they possesed degrees... in whatever.... but then there are the obscenely stupid fucks that also have degrees that you would swear they couldn't graduate from high school yet they have degrees...And not only are they dumb but they are so stupid you are offended by their mere prescense.... AND on the other end of the spectrum? whatever sounds like a good enough word to me... you have the fucking amazingly brilliant and incomprehensibly intelligent people that only graduated from high school... and the fact that they don't have a college degree just adds to the total blow you fucking away factor...These guys just get it done...and do it right the first time... People that think degress matter are ignorant...plain and simple...Trust teh l2icks0r!!!!!!!! This is not to say that people with degrees are dumb... they can be equally as skillfull but they have the whole graduating from college strike going against them in terms of impressing other people...
Bottom line is: you can learn something from going to school or on the job...either way you have to fricken learn it....i'd rather get paid for spending the time to do so...seems a bit wiser to do so eh? instead of paying someone else to let you learn it... I loved college though...although I don't think I would ever wish to be a PRO student...of course they get paid to learn too...heheh...sort of reinforces my bottome line though..hehe
Anyway ... i need some fucking cash... I will accept any amount of money that you wish to give me... I'll even come out to your place and collect in person! Just as long as it is at least $250+ or more... Such a small price to pay to meet me don't you think?!?!?!? So tell all your friends and relatives that I am available for hire to recieve donations...
Ok...so maybe I need to have some diabloizing undergone yes? I dunno... I think I drank some happy beer or something as I don't feel too aggresive...hmm...maybe I didn't take my aggressive pill or something...
I don't think I offended anyone enough yet...am I letting you all down? This is the premier post of the l)runken l2icks0r! damnit!!!! I should have to say something reasonably offensive but damn this happy beer is just making me too damn happy!!!! Ok maybe next time....
l-lappily Yours,
l)runken l2icks0r!
