Beef-a-ghetti! Oh, shut up the both of you!

ed9k · Post by **ed9k** » Wed May 05, 2004 10:48 am

Fellas, fellas! Come on, now! They're both so good!

So when the chicken is nervous, you know what? You gotta relax your chicken.

R3C · Post by **R3C** » Wed May 05, 2004 11:02 am

Is it bad.. if a chicken bites you?

Why, did a chicken bite you?

No, but he's gonna!

Then go away from the chicken!

ed9k · Post by **ed9k** » Wed May 05, 2004 11:18 am

Brak! No more of this! You need to get your feet off your head, and your pants to your ears, and go help someone who has no feet! Because the footless animals cannot walk over here on their little non-footed areas and tell us how hungry they are! Or can they? [raising his newspaper] I don't think they can.

ed9k · Post by **ed9k** » Wed May 05, 2004 11:19 am

He's making a mockery of the product. You're making a mockery of the product!

Shut! Shut! If you had a neck and I had hands, I would squeeze your brain, which is your body, right out the top of your head, which does not exist!

spidermonkey · Post by **spidermonkey** » Wed May 05, 2004 11:30 am

Those aren't children. They're packets of cream cheese.

You know, sometimes I can't separate between the two.

Yeah, I know. I wish I had known that before we got married.

spidermonkey · Post by **spidermonkey** » Wed May 05, 2004 11:35 am

I'm not gettin' one good idea out here. Let's go back inside, where the gas is.

Bill Drayton Jr. · Post by **Bill Drayton Jr.** » Wed May 05, 2004 11:50 am

R3C · Post by **R3C** » Wed May 05, 2004 11:58 am

... don't you go out by the dumpster where it's beautiful? It's beautiful man, you will so love it.

It's cold... by the dumpster.

ed9k · Post by **ed9k** » Wed May 05, 2004 12:35 pm

Okay, I'll just jump in here. Willie, who wrote the extremely famous phrase, "A shark on whiskey is mighty risky. A shark on beer is a beer engineer"?

Bears and sharks always travel together. Just look at them, walking through the wooded forest, paw in fin. It's on account of their teeth that makes them "Nature's Best Friends"

Why do sharks explode? This is because sometimes their brains and sexual organs are made out of M-80's. Sometimes, to attract mates, a shark will explode. And sometimes they explode just to attract giant killer bees.

Bill Drayton Jr. · Post by **Bill Drayton Jr.** » Wed May 05, 2004 12:38 pm

Post by **enderzero** » Wed May 05, 2004 9:25 pm

Hey Snakefish! My man! Gimme five, my man. I know you didn't ask me to, but I went ahead and mowed your lawn anyway.

Gee, thanks, uh... Space...

Space Ghost

Yeah, that's what I said. Here's ten dollars.

Here, let me get you some change in my inviso... Hey! Look at that! I turned invisible! I don't want to tell you your job or anything, but I bet superpowers like that would come in pretty handy for you guys around the Hole of Justice.

We can all do this.

Well, that makes us friends then, huh? Hello... hello... hello... Where are you?!

spidermonkey · Post by **spidermonkey** » Wed May 05, 2004 10:31 pm

No bees are gonna get in here. Not in my airtight fortress.
All the windows are cracked open.
Hey, crack a window will ya'!

R3C · Post by **R3C** » Thu May 06, 2004 9:26 am

They were on the menu...

Murder was on the menu...

ed9k · Post by **ed9k** » Thu May 06, 2004 9:43 am

This is a good movie

Yeah, he's vegetable man.

Go back inside!

Oh, you guys are fighting.

We're fighting!

Right

R3C · Post by **R3C** » Thu May 06, 2004 11:10 am

... can defeat the quad laser.

It is over now...

The bullet is enormous, there is no escaping it.

Yeah... Nice shot there brickout....

aaoohahhaoaooaoaoao

spidermonkey · Post by **spidermonkey** » Thu May 06, 2004 11:35 am

You had a tag. It just made you look kinda' foolish.

ed9k · Post by **ed9k** » Thu May 06, 2004 1:15 pm

I hate Marco and his mailbox head...........

R3C · Post by **R3C** » Thu May 06, 2004 1:27 pm

... Nuts...

ed9k · Post by **ed9k** » Thu May 06, 2004 1:37 pm

I said it was dodgeball time, bitch.

R3C · Post by **R3C** » Thu May 06, 2004 2:11 pm

... I stopped by mars on my way here... AND THERE WASN'T ANY LIFE THERE...

R3C · Post by **R3C** » Thu May 06, 2004 2:13 pm

Why do we always hurt the ones we love!!!!!!!

He's not Jerve, I'm Jerve. That's Fernando!

Dmmm Dmm Dmm Dmmm Dmm Dmm Dmmm Dmm Dmm

ed9k · Post by **ed9k** » Thu May 06, 2004 2:18 pm

What happened to my freegin' car?

Good morning Carl! How's it going?

Oh yeah, good morning to you there Mr. food monster, this is how it's going.....Look at by frickin' car! It is crushed to bejesus and back.

Have you gotten any estimates?

ohforthefrigga-I just found it this way!

Post by **enderzero** » Thu May 06, 2004 6:03 pm

That beam coming up like that...the speed...you might wanna adjust that. It really did a number on my back there. I don't wanna say whiplash just yet, cause that's a little too far...but...you are insured right?

...

Hey look whats over there? It's melt Disney World.

...

Hey hey vas is all zis iteragation, lets toss the frizby.. OVER THERE where we will melt you into fluid!!

...

One man's waste is another man's.. soap ya know what i mean guys.

spidermonkey · Post by **spidermonkey** » Thu May 06, 2004 6:16 pm

I don't advocate demons!

R3C · Post by **R3C** » Fri May 07, 2004 9:53 am

... ok, that's what I advocate.

spidermonkey · Post by **spidermonkey** » Fri May 07, 2004 10:04 am

Yeah, it's got a diffuser. It's pro-grade
Yeah you can see it.
Quin? Quinner?

R3C · Post by **R3C** » Fri May 07, 2004 10:35 am

Stinky Pete's the name Chubby...

Post by **enderzero** » Fri May 07, 2004 5:06 pm

"Grifting" Griff MacGuire! I haven't seen you since the orphanage burned down!

I thought that can of petrol was gonna blow up in my hand!

Oh ho ho ho, oh, and the nuns were burning! Oh, good times...

***

That, my sick little non-friend, is probably just the cold, stale breath of the Reaper, blowing down your neck.

Beg your pardon, sir?

The Plague, boy! Yersinia pestis! You're riddled with it! I'll bet your lymph nodes are as big as cats!

McNevin · Post by **McNevin** » Fri May 07, 2004 7:21 pm

Anyone see that new episode of aqua teen?

spidermonkey · Post by **spidermonkey** » Fri May 07, 2004 7:38 pm

Haven't seen much of anything for quite some time...

I never really thought about anything...

And let's start calling me number one.

teh Forum

teh Forum

Beef-a-ghetti! Oh, shut up the both of you!

Beef-a-roni or Beef-a-ghetti?

Beef-a-ghetti! Oh, shut up the both of you!

HEE HEE

Chick-a-ghetto?

Why...

Really?

What about these beans?

No one...

Fig...

That's funny...

JERVE!!!!!

Yes...

Chubby Cox!!