What is your favorite Keving hitting story?

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Ever hit Kevin?

no...never...I would never do that to Mr. Aubuchon
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40%
yes...I've enjoyed hitting his shin bones with glass bottles when he wasn't expecting it...
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40%
I plan to...
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20%
 
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What is your favorite Keving hitting story?

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I don't have one... although I did massage his knee once...on accident... I must be gay or something! Damn Kevin is one damn fine heterosexual though eh?

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I can't answer this...

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I remember some hitting of McNevin instances that were funny at the time, but I've felt bad about them since. Like the plastic water-gun, the philips screwdriver, etc. etc. They usually involved days of very little to no sleep, or massive quantities of vodka though.

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I remeber rick massaging my knee.. although i think i tried to forget that one...

I dont think i much cared for the boones bottle incedent. Nor the toy gun incedent. But makes me laugh thinking of pre herbalized angry drunk jerk.

I'd have to say my favorite time the mcnevin was hit would be "Vegas Whacker"
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Post by McNevin »

no the first two werent so pleasant.

what be the philips screwdriver, would that be the vegas whacker.

If so i thought that rather funny.
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The screwdriver...

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... was used to poke you in the ribs when you'd fall asleep when I was over at your house to do late-night BBSing. It woke you up pretty well. The Vegas Whacker TM was one of those bendy flashlights.

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ah yes philips screw driver... also repressed. not my favorite.


snake light vegas whacker... ah yess.
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Now let's stop...

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... talking about it... I'm starting to feel bad again.

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Dont worry... i was just giving you a hard time.

I was so drunk i couldnt see straight. The vodka softened the blow.

Plus i seem to remember laughing whilst getting hit with said items.
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Yes...

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... it was drunken madness. Plus being 18ish, drunk, and stuck in a tiny room with lots of additional vodka, was probably not such a good idea.

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PLUS...

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you can just blame this topic of conversation all on me...it's all my fault yet again!!!! oh I'm so oppressed...except I don't really feel like I am oppressed...anyway blame it all on me...

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The vegas whacker was nice....
It's probably time to beat 12ick with sticks though...

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Yes...

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... we'll borrow Mappy's night stick. And I think Mappy knows a guy that has some rusty metal to hit him with. I think they guy's name is Tansit or something like that.

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There have been some good ones undoubteldly. The 1/2 hour full nelson springs to mind...although I'm not sure that counts as hitting.

Ooooh, when Dylan kicked the water bottle off the EMP stage at 50MPH and it hit kevin right in the forehead and bounced straight up into the air. That was a good one. Probably because his girlfriend (Heather?) hated you so much.

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Heather...

Silly girl.
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Kevin jogged my memory that I had hit him in the head with a plastic rake and made him bleed....I don't seem to remember that....maybe I'm blocking it out too...........

Sorry about that good buddy!

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